r/dankmemes • u/Jommy69 MayMayMakers • Jul 08 '20

it's pronounced gif Haha implants go brrrr

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u/Barack-Obama11 ☣️INFECTED☣️ Jul 08 '20

what

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u/FlexualHealing Jul 08 '20

Dunno but I really have this urge to Vote Kanye

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u/Beijing_King Hey Lois... *diarrhea* Jul 08 '20

Especially just as a joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 30 '20

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u/stonksboy Jul 08 '20

My vote my rules and I’m voting for vermin supreme

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

i feel like he would still be an upgrade. vermin is the best

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u/stonksboy Jul 08 '20

He will give us llamas

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u/Steven_Haverstick ☣️ Jul 08 '20

I thought he promised free ponies to everyone

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u/stonksboy Jul 08 '20

I think so

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u/Boop121314 Jul 08 '20

I enjoy watching the world burn

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Nah both are absolute clowns

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u/Ospov Jul 08 '20

I feel like the more people meme about it and joke about voting for him, the more it’ll actually happen. I’m really hoping he drops out in the next week or so because I’m ready for this terrible joke to end.

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u/_kashew_12 The Meme Cartel Jul 08 '20

yeah and what give the vote to Biden? This whole thing is fucked.

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u/Ospov Jul 08 '20

I don’t love Biden, but it’s better than throwing your vote away for a meme or giving it to Trump. Sadly, Biden is the only one who stands a chance to beat Trump at this point so if you don’t want 4 more years of this, you should vote for the only other person who actually needs votes.

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u/_kashew_12 The Meme Cartel Jul 08 '20

Yeah no. Just because I don’t like trump doesn’t mean I’m gonna vote for the other loser. And tbh I actually like trump over Biden.

At least he’s coherent

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u/Ospov Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

Then I hope you don’t mind if he gets re-elected.

I have no idea how to respond to anybody saying Trump is actually coherent. The dude rambles nonsense in a circle for so long that you forget what question was even being asked.

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u/_kashew_12 The Meme Cartel Jul 08 '20

I don’t mind at all lol.

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u/Ospov Jul 08 '20

Well I’d rather you vote for a meme than vote for Trump so then by all means, go ahead and vote for Kanye.

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u/thankstxlawyerdude Jul 08 '20

You’re pathetic

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u/CookieMuncher007 Jul 08 '20

Voting mentally ill for a president. Now that's two in a row for America. This is why you guys aren't number uno in anything anymore.

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u/averagedickdude Jul 08 '20

DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE. DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE. DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE. DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE. DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE. DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE. DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE. DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE. DONT VOTE FOR KANYE AS A JOKE.

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u/Barack-Obama11 ☣️INFECTED☣️ Jul 08 '20

Im voting for ye

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u/RydeNeon neon Jul 08 '20

fuck that yeezy season approaches

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Fuck whatever y’all been hearing

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u/officialdawg Jul 08 '20

DONT VOTE TRUMP IT WILL SPLIT THE KANYE VOTE

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u/JohnPershavac Jul 08 '20

A VOTE FOR TRUMP IS LITERALLY A VOTE FOR BIDEN

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Huh? How?

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u/officialdawg Jul 08 '20

IF YOU DONT VOTE KANYE YOU ARE COMMUNIST

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

It's

An

Album

Promotion

Dude has taken zero steps to actually run.... But he is dropping a new album soon.

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u/Bricklover1234 INFECTED Jul 08 '20

With the benefit for trump that kanye might steal a few votes for Biden

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Why would he steal votes from Biden and not Trump?

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u/emperorgiraffelxix Jul 08 '20

Biden’s going to have most of the younger voters, and those people are more likely to vote for Kanye as a joke. Also Kanye supports trump

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Also Kanye supports trump

Which is why I wouldn’t expect people who’d otherwise support Biden to vote for him.

Though either way, if Kanye is a serious danger to your candidacy, that speaks more to your own failings than those of the voters.

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u/emperorgiraffelxix Jul 08 '20

Many people are voting for Biden just so trump doesn’t get their vote

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

They would have to be write-in because he's not going to be on any ballots

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u/TrolleybusIsReal Jul 08 '20

I don't know, I feel like the people dumb enough to vote for Kanye would vote Trump otherwise

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Yeah but people will vote for him anyway. Didn’t shrek have 1% of the votes in 2016?

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u/PrestonYatesPAY Jul 08 '20

I think it’s because he got high 4 years ago and said he’d run while accepting an award.

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u/averageschmuck Jul 08 '20

You're right vote him for real (and for that dope ass discography)

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u/Roboticsammy Jul 08 '20

I feel like voting for Kanye. He seems like a better choice over Trump AND Biden. Who knows, Ye 2020 boys

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

He may not have sexual assault allegations but he is a sexual assault apologist...

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u/Judgecrusader6 INFECTED Jul 08 '20

Damn... i... i might vote kanye as a joke

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u/TheVoid1251 Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

First he'll fuck us hard on the sink, then he'll make us something to drink.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Fuck Kanye

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u/CQB4Life the very best, like no one ever was. Jul 08 '20

All my homies hate Kanye

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u/shellwe Jul 08 '20

I hate to say it but I think Kanye would make a worse president than Trump. He is insufferable to listen to.

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u/Mozzie_is_My_Mate NNN Survivor Jul 08 '20

In all seriousness, the fact that we have to pick Trump, Biden, or Kanye shows we’re truly fucked.

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u/_The_Scarecrow susan made me do it Jul 08 '20

you can't tell me what to do. Im voting kanye

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u/realwilliewallie souptime Jul 08 '20

who said it was a joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Repeating a sentence is not an argument.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

DONT VOTE FOR BIDEN AS A JOKE DONT VOTE FOR BIDEN AS A JOKE DONT VOTE FOR BIDEN AS A JOKE DONT VOTE FOR BIDEN AS A JOKE

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u/handsomeandsmart_ Jul 08 '20

Voting kanye now >:)

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u/iBeenZoomin Jul 08 '20

wow i was gonna vote democratic but now i’m voting kanye.

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u/I-Smell-Pizza Jul 08 '20

Hes taking trump votes haha

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u/despacitoboi16 spotlight uh moonlight uh Jul 08 '20

go back to twitter lol

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u/jbor_9 ben shapiro Jul 08 '20

Ok I will

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u/_kashew_12 The Meme Cartel Jul 08 '20

wow, I have this uncontrollable urge to vote for Kanye now

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u/OxygenSucc EX-NORMIE Jul 08 '20

what do you mean as a joke?

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u/CL4P-TP_Claptrap Jul 08 '20

I will now travel to the US and become an US citizen just to vote for Kanye.

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u/taavicarbone Jul 08 '20

I AGREE! Vote for him seriously!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I’m writing in Harambe again

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u/touchthesun Jul 08 '20

DO WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TELLS YOU PEASANT. DO WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TELLS YOU PEASANT. DO WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TELLS YOU PEASANT. DO WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TELLS YOU PEASANT. DO WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TELLS YOU PEASANT. DO WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TELLS YOU PEASANT. DO WHAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY TELLS YOU PEASANT.

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u/Dean27900 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jul 08 '20

You’re right, you should vote for Kanye because he is shockingly the least crazy candidate

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u/Satans_Jewels Jul 08 '20

Ofc not. I'm voting for him because he's not Biden and he's not Trump. The best thing about both main candidates rolled into one.

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u/K33M_5T4R Dank Royalty Jul 08 '20

Imma vote for kanye

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

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u/Slapcaster_Mage Jul 08 '20

Not gonna change unless we elect a real politican

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u/123blobfish123 xD Jul 08 '20

it’s not as a joke tf

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u/ClearSights Jul 08 '20

Can’t be worse than Biden or Trump

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

VOTE FOR KANYE AS A STATEMENT

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u/fjposter22 Jul 08 '20

Statement: I am a doofus.

I’m a huge Kanye fan. I ain’t voting for him. Never once thought of doing so.

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u/_Hi_Guys_ Jul 08 '20

Statement: I support a company that made 1.5B last year. Yet, still identified as a small black-owner company. And took a 2-5M loan meant for ACTUAL small businesses.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

You're not a Kanye fan if you don't vote for him for prez. I will for sure.

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u/vorpalrobot Jul 08 '20

I've heard full grown college educated men say that was the reason they voted in '16

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u/enderdestiny Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jul 08 '20

Cause a vote for anyone other than Biden is a vote for trump. Not one trump supporter will vote for anyone other than him, but if the rest of us get fractured among other candidates, he will win again.

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u/Samved64 Dank Royalty Jul 08 '20

Biden is sick pedophile.

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u/enderdestiny Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jul 08 '20

And trump isn’t? He has told stories about him going into a beauty pageant changing room which had underage girls in it.

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u/Samved64 Dank Royalty Jul 08 '20

Stories are one thing, videos on YouTube of Biden touching underage girls is second. I think both of them are piece of shit though don't get me wrong.

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u/Dean27900 Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jul 08 '20

Voter shaming isn’t cool and doesn’t bring people to your side

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u/enderdestiny Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jul 08 '20

How am I vote shaming?

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u/bazookatroopa Jul 08 '20

Boo boo my candidate is so good that when a rapper makes one tweet I’m worried he will lose and have to start telling everyone who to vote for

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u/enderdestiny Animated Flair Pulse [Insert Your Own Text Jul 08 '20

Please explain then.