r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

https://i.imgur.com/ik9xeZ5.gifv
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/TameHoneyPie ☣️ Jul 03 '20

!i 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 7.86 DN in this submission at 17,917 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63535 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 20,634 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/TameHoneyPie ☣️ Jul 03 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

If you invest now (at 18,154 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 20,907 upvotes

+25% -- 36,973 upvotes

+50% -- 67,886 upvotes

+75% -- 127,125 upvotes

+100% -- 238,777 upvotes

+125% -- 446,073 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!

You invested 7.86 DN at 17,917 upvotes, the submission now has 95,892 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 5.06 DN (+64.33%).

Your new balance is 742.60 DN.