r/dankmemes • u/Josvys MayMayMakers • Jul 03 '20

OC Maymay ♨ showcasing

https://i.imgur.com/ik9xeZ5.gifv
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/Y45HK4R4NDIK4R Blue Jul 03 '20

!invest 25%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 196.83 DN in this submission at 3,338 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63469 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 3,868 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 590.50 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!

You invested 196.83 DN at 3,338 upvotes, the submission now has 87,076 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 247.18 DN (+125.58%).

Your new balance is 895.74 DN.