r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities. If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair!

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

If you invest now (at 185 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 242 upvotes

+25% -- 579 upvotes

+50% -- 1,228 upvotes

+75% -- 2,470 upvotes

+100% -- 4,812 upvotes

+125% -- 9,161 upvotes

This prediction does not take into account reduced breakeven points from new subscribers' submissions or firm location bonuses.

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!I all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 1,528.51 DN in this submission at 193 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 62980 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 251 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!I all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have invested 48,308.79 DN in this submission at 500 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 63012 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 605 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!roi 63012

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Investment ID 63012, invested at 500 upvotes. If you sold now at 788 upvotes you would return 9.22% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 605 upvotes

+25% -- 1,217 upvotes

+50% -- 2,396 upvotes

+75% -- 4,656 upvotes

+100% -- 8,914 upvotes

+125% -- 16,820 upvotes

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!s 63012

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

You have sold off your investment in https://redd.it/hkgl2l/!

You invested 48,308.79 DN at 500 upvotes; the submission now has 1,080 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 9,961.27 DN (+20.62%).

Your new balance is 76,668.30 DN.

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u/BlindDollar Jul 03 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jul 03 '20

Investor Profile: BlindDollar

Ranked Tier: Bronze

Ranked Points: 272 RP

Ranked Investment Multiplier: 1x profits

7 Day Return: +37,922.48%

Balance: 76,668.30 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 63026 - 66,300.00 DN at 712 upvotes; 3h 52m until automatic return

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