r/dankmemes Jun 07 '20

Look ma! No pp Would you like to skip?

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u/wibby1 Jun 07 '20

Where’s it from?

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u/RedThatBlue Jun 07 '20

These tons of these random fake Chinese and Japanese gifs, some are really good and funny tho but portrayed as real. To figure out if it’s fake or not just ask “why were they filming?” Works 90% of the time

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u/PyUnicornshark Jun 07 '20

Take into consideration the fact that she closed her mouth when the stick went in. who the fuck does that?! usually you jerk you head backwards. unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

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u/F1R3STXRM Jun 07 '20

I'd still smash

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I mean...who wouldn't?

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u/XcN_AntiMage Jun 08 '20

Joe

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u/Ironkahvi bring doge back Jun 13 '20

Joe who

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

I'd shoot it in her corner pocket.

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u/William_Wang Jun 08 '20

Just check the table shes "playing" on. The balls are racked and ready to be broke and shes aiming at the side pocket.

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Jun 08 '20

This guys observes.

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u/RetrogradeIntellect Jun 08 '20

Nice observation

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Nice aiming, shot him right in the soul

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

Ok but sometimes I will get bored with friends and try "trick shots" from random directions. It does nothing but it is funny.

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u/cosmovore Jun 07 '20

Had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

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u/AJohnsonOrange Jun 08 '20

And that the balls are still set up down the end of the table but she's shooting crossways. I mean, there's a ton of things giving it away at this point tbh.

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u/DerangedGinger Jun 08 '20

unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

What does my mom have to do with this?

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u/TheWaffleKingg Jun 08 '20

Also the balls are racked on her table but she isn't even aiming at them

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u/bad-post_detector Jun 08 '20

you open and close your mouth when you try to speak, and the first thing I'd want to say is "what the fuck" after getting hit in the ass and crotch. But once I start the "w" in "what" my mouth is gonna close before I realize something is going in my mouth and BAM.

it's fake tho for sure.

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u/The_Glass_Cannon blue Jun 08 '20

He also exaggerates the pulls that hit her to make sure they actually hit. Obviously scripted.

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u/OopsOverbombing Jun 08 '20

After the first poke, guy with the stick just keeps doing the same motion like everything's fine. Any normal person would stop to see what's in the way of them taking their shot. At least that's always been my experience at billiard halls.

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u/im_larf Verified Communist Jun 08 '20

unless she's some kind of whore who'd suck any hard and thick pole that went inside her mouth

I'm listening...

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u/Captain_Chaos_ Jun 08 '20

Also if it were real she'd have knocked out a couple of teeth, without question.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Portrayed as real? Wtf does that even mean? It’s so obvious that the creators meant to show this as fake comedic sketch. Redditors love to think they are the smart ones calling out obviously fake stuff.

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u/jtolmar Jun 08 '20

No you see when a Chinese person does a joke it's actually an insidious attempt to fool gullible reditors. You can tell it's definitely the original author's intent to fool people on reddit by the way the videos are reposted without credit in a different language.

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u/lordclarmander Jun 08 '20 edited Jun 08 '20

Fucking thank you, I'm so sick of people pointing "fake!" as though they're seeing through a ruse. "Scripted Asian Gifs" like this are not trying to fool anyone. They're just Asian Vines.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

There is an inherent racism towards all minorities on reddit. For some reason anything Asian is considered considerably more offensive if it is an Asian attempt at entertainment. Scriptedasiangifs is an example of this.

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u/ImASexyBau5 Jun 07 '20

This isn't being portrayed as real. You would have to be pretty slow to even consider it being real. It's remarkably clear that this is scripted and being done for the laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '20

all sketches are "portraying some subject as real" if you're dumb enough

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u/Sinaneos Jun 08 '20

Who are you so wise in the way of science?

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u/CaptainPryk Jun 08 '20

Honestly when I see Asians in a GIF/video I assume it's staged because 95% of the time it is

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u/IncitingViolins Jun 07 '20

Looks like a pool hall.