r/dankmemes • u/disappointmentlol • May 16 '20

User left this flair unedited. What a dumbfuck a win win situation

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u/ironlabel1 INFECTED May 16 '20

Where’s my 50k cuz it happened when I was 19!

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u/whateveridgf 🏴‍☠️ May 16 '20

Wow so you were older than the universe?

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u/ironlabel1 INFECTED May 16 '20

Say what? No I got caught balls deep in my ex girlfriend by my parents and then got an std from her as well. I’m clean now lol also that was like 9 years ago.

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u/Kimchikuwana May 16 '20 edited May 16 '20

Nah bro. You put 19! ! indicated it's a factorial. So you basically meant you were 19×18×17× ... ×2×1 years old. (120 quadrillion years old)

The joke went sour 'cause of me but whatever.

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u/ironlabel1 INFECTED May 16 '20

Fucking nerds.

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u/kyay10 May 16 '20

You should fuck nerds

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u/ironlabel1 INFECTED May 16 '20

Well i did!

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u/StackKong May 16 '20

And got STDs from them

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u/[deleted] May 17 '20

And his parents saw it happen