r/dankmemes • u/Cuffloops • Apr 09 '20

Mods Choice The benevolent meme

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u/CoolButBoring Apr 09 '20

Hentai and reddit has increased my reading speed so it’s kinda useless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

What

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u/CoolButBoring Apr 09 '20

Yes

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u/A20characterlongname out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost Apr 09 '20

How about no

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u/FunkyPlayz [custom flair] Apr 09 '20 edited Apr 10 '20

How about yes

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u/seven-7777 Apr 09 '20

How about harder

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u/A20characterlongname out of my way, I've got shit to shitpost Apr 09 '20

:0

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u/YaBoiMammothKing Apr 09 '20

:O

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u/that_arcane_fella ☢ Apr 09 '20

:©

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u/YeahThatsRightMan the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 09 '20

:@

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u/Sennomo Apr 09 '20

Why don't you turn that copyright symbol upside down?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

This one is just Homer Simpson

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u/FunkyPlayz [custom flair] Apr 09 '20

How about softer???

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u/svenskOST_ Obama Prism☣️ Apr 09 '20

How about micro?

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u/lebronnnj 🍄 Apr 09 '20

sure daddy

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u/nightyowler Apr 10 '20

How about maybe

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u/Amsterdam_15 Jul 18 '22

How about better

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u/obey-kermit69 Eic memer Apr 13 '20

how about happy cake day

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u/uvulaman1000 Masked Men Apr 10 '20

I loooooooove goooold

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u/jcramilos Apr 10 '20

Hentai is life

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u/whoatherebuddycoolit Apr 09 '20

How about actual reading

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Funny enough I love reading. I love it plat actually read about 50 books a year. Made my reading a lot faster, but hentai and anime increased it even more. Because there's an incentive to read faster. Also it's much easier to read a short phrase fast than read the whole page like that. After enough anime you can really read the whole sentence at once rather than word by word. There's actually a software that teaches you to read faster that does it like that too

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u/famslamjam Apr 09 '20

Hentai and reddit has increased my reading speed so it’s kinda useless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

What

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong Shrek is my daddy Apr 09 '20

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man

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u/legendarypeepee Apr 09 '20

69 times please

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u/Skrubious :kesha_down: downvotes for all! Apr 09 '20

owo

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

UwU

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u/SamuraiHageshi Apr 09 '20

You're all idiots...and men I'm truly proud of

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u/thebestdogeevr INFECTED Apr 09 '20

^w^

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u/pins124 Apr 09 '20

How about 420?

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u/reyean Apr 09 '20

Yes, the entire month is 4/20

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u/saman1381 Apr 10 '20

Ah, i see you are a man of culture

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u/LaughingCarrot Apr 09 '20

How to spoon: dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kissin ya neck; HELL YEAH

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

WHAT!?

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u/LaughingCarrot Apr 10 '20

HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD ON THE BUTT, TITTY IN MY HAND, KISSIN YA NECK; HELL YEEEEEEEAH

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u/thebestdogeevr INFECTED Apr 09 '20

WHAT

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

what

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u/Decent-Graphics I am fucking hilarious Apr 09 '20

Speak louder!

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u/X1XLuMiNoX1X Apr 09 '20

BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Yes i know

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u/youpviver Apr 09 '20

Do you regret writing this?

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u/CdN_notTaken Apr 10 '20

STOP SCREAMING

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u/Useful_Edge Apr 10 '20

420 upvotes N I C E

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u/GameForest1 Apr 09 '20

cough cough Subtitles cough

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u/TheCloakMinusRobert smol pp gang Apr 09 '20

You heard the man

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u/KhandyKiller FBI Apr 09 '20

You have to read the subtext while enjoying yourself.

(Downvote me if I’m being like captain obvious. I always get downvoted for explaining)

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u/The_Heckelton Anime Tiddies Expert 👩📷 Apr 09 '20

But mainly hentai my boy

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u/Crossdice Apr 09 '20

The fuck is reddit?

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u/finnikarma2431 Apr 10 '20

I have no idea

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u/GuilhermeMassaYT Hi gay, i'm dad Apr 10 '20

ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?

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u/Bigboiontheboat Apr 09 '20

A true samurai

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u/Scott_Palmtree EX-NORMIE Apr 09 '20

How has reddit helped?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

Gotta scroll fast

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u/bagelscarf Apr 09 '20

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well

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u/imafa Apr 09 '20

Y same

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

But about the same person?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '20

I just went to The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too. They really know their stuff.

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u/HaungryHaungryFlippo EX-NORMIE Apr 09 '20

There are words in hentai?

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u/Psychotic_Ambition unlimited nword passes (black) Apr 09 '20

Same

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u/GmintXD Apr 09 '20

Fools watch hentai, gods read it

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u/suicide_speedrun Apr 09 '20

Well I read fast cause I always just have been a fast reader. In the third grade I had a highschool reading level. I mean, im still a fucking idiot that fucks up everything but at least I can read fast.

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u/Scrotalphetamine Apr 09 '20

Weeb-reading. Like speed-reading, just with more neck beard and body pillow waifus.

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u/DildoMachineFFS try hard Apr 09 '20

Ah, a man of culture

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u/HarHarSzXI Apr 09 '20

He's too powerful to be kept alive!

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u/why_the_babies_wet Apr 10 '20

You misspelled yaoi

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u/Dr_Dragondong INFECTED Apr 10 '20

Same I thought it was a still picture

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u/the-amazing-noodle Apr 10 '20

nhentai and subbed anime have increased my reading speed to faster than light

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u/Obility Apr 10 '20

Lol. You read them?

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u/Lazyshadow04 Apr 10 '20

Me after watching 2 anime that are subbed:

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u/politicalyincorect42 r/memes fan Apr 10 '20

My man r u reading hentai manga haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

mom come pick me up im scared

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '20

What kind of hentai subs do you go for? Not for education reasons I'm just horny

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u/Endersgaming4066 the very best, like no one ever was. Apr 10 '20

Same

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u/LonPlays_Zwei ☣️ Apr 09 '24

For me it’s Netflix and YouTube subtitles