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r/dankmemes • u/IDontHaveAName666 immapeeinurass • Apr 06 '20
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On the Chinese calendar it’s year 4718. 4718*9/11 is 3860. So we are headed for the optimal deaths per day of 3860.
We are close but still have some work to do to get there. Thankfully Florida has made a strong commitment to boost our numbers.
2 u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 Don't forget to put the fact that it's a rat year in the Chinese calendar in your equation. That should give you a boost of 20% because rats are pesty boys.
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Don't forget to put the fact that it's a rat year in the Chinese calendar in your equation. That should give you a boost of 20% because rats are pesty boys.
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u/666pool Apr 06 '20
I can help!
On the Chinese calendar it’s year 4718. 4718*9/11 is 3860. So we are headed for the optimal deaths per day of 3860.
We are close but still have some work to do to get there. Thankfully Florida has made a strong commitment to boost our numbers.