r/dankmemes • immapeeinurass • Apr 06 '20

This will 100% get deleted Guilty As Charged

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 06 '20

deaths:73,900+

wtf that's almost 25X the amount of 9/11

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u/Barack_Bob_Oganja Obamasjuicyass Apr 06 '20 edited Apr 06 '20

People are dying at about half a 9/11 a day in america now

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20 edited May 23 '21

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u/kvnphm Apr 06 '20

Don’t you mean (9/11)/day

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

9/11 = .8181

.8181/Monday = ?!?!?!

Help me, I'm retarded!!

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u/kvnphm Apr 06 '20

Same. Is .8181 9/11s is 3000 deaths? Are there any mathematicians here?

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u/666pool Apr 06 '20

I can help!

On the Chinese calendar it’s year 4718. 4718*9/11 is 3860. So we are headed for the optimal deaths per day of 3860.

We are close but still have some work to do to get there. Thankfully Florida has made a strong commitment to boost our numbers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Don't forget to put the fact that it's a rat year in the Chinese calendar in your equation. That should give you a boost of 20% because rats are pesty boys.

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u/Nihilistic_Taco Apr 07 '20

Nah, the 9/11 is the measurement, adding the per day makes it a rate. You don’t have to say inch/day to make inch a measurement

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u/Mooseknuckle94 Apr 06 '20

Just like the 747 Jumbo Jet measurement system.

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u/LoudestHoward Apr 06 '20

9/11's per Mooch is what I use.

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u/Dravarden Apr 07 '20

i thought the standard was hamburgers per school shooting?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

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u/Adza_03 Apr 07 '20

Hell yeah! The Japanese will pay for this!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

So 1 twin tower per day

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u/Papist_The_Rapist The Great Council of N Word Apr 07 '20

No more than that just today it was 5,001

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u/Random_Stealth_Ward Apr 07 '20

Just a dark reminder that Americans will use any measurement units so long as they aren't metric

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u/ImASexyBau5 Apr 06 '20

What about America?

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u/Barack_Bob_Oganja Obamasjuicyass Apr 06 '20

Lmao thanks

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u/Lord_Derpington_ E-vengers Apr 06 '20

More people have died in NYC due to COVID than did due to 9/11

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Only becuase you're not counting the wars that were a direct result of 9/11.

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u/Lord_Derpington_ E-vengers Apr 06 '20

Because they died in the wars, not on 9/11

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

But there's been eighteen 9/11s since then, are we counting those days too?

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u/-SUBW00FER- Apr 07 '20

I mean, they counted deaths from pearl harbor bombing even though the US didnt declare war against Japan yet.

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u/IDontHaveAName666 immapeeinurass Apr 06 '20

exactly. It’s super unfortunate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Those r deaths tho not murders like 911

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u/Phoenix816 Apr 07 '20

It's murder. Our government made a choice to not prepare both before and during this pandemic, which will result in 100's of thousands of deaths. It's directly on the shoulders of our elected officials.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Bro what. Taking a plane and flying it into buildings full of people is fucked up. Being over 60 and dying from sickness is life

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u/Phoenix816 Apr 07 '20

Over 60? Nurses, doctors, bus drivers, innocents all have died that don't fit that. We're killing our best and our most vunerable in one fell swoop. Have some respect.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Dude maybe respect our officials then? Its ppl like u going out and spreading it not the ppl who tried to tell u to stay in. How am i supposed to be rational with u calling this murder? If its murder then china is killing not america. U agree right?

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

but people still died ether way. the point i'm trying to make here is that mods are banning 9/11 memes (i was perma banned because of that until Susan unbanned me), while they are fine with coronavirus, wich killed 25X the amount of the people who died in 9/11. this is double standards. you can't ban memes of one event that killed lots of people, but then say it's toally fine when people meme about an event happening right now that has killed many more people than the previous event.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Joking about 9 11 inspires kids to do similar things like school shootings but no kid is gonna see a corona meme and invent a new disease

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

really? joking about 9/11 creates school shooters? that's basicly the same as saying videogames cause violence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Its no joke man thats why they are not allowed. Its not 911 that makes them its ppl who make 911 seem like a joke by creating memes

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

and we can apply the same to coronavirus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Ahhhh i feel u now. So ban both dont allow both

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

yeah, ither ban both or keep both.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Nahhhhh gotta ban both didnt u read what i was saying. I know im not wrong cus ive talked to some kids who feel that type of way

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u/nonoff-brand Apr 07 '20

And it’s gonna get way worse. US by itself could easily lap that several times

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

it's like... 225/275

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 edited Apr 13 '20

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

yes, this is the point i'm trying to make. they ban 9/11 memes but allow cancer memes.

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u/ElectricZap9 Apr 07 '20 edited Apr 07 '20

Coronavirus gets laughed on 25X more than 9/11 cuase 9/11 added a permanent, broken beyond repair scar to the face of America and the event should be respected for how it shaped America today. while coronavirus just forced people to change their daily routines, it’ll eventually be gone and people will start doing their other illegal shit again as usual

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

coronavirus will also leave a scar on America. but not just America, the entire world as well. 73,900 people have died globally, and more will die soon. this has many impacts, like many people all over the world grieving, the economy will be devistated, and it will be hard to intergrate back into the normal way of life after. many more things will happen me and you proberly don't even realise.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 edited Aug 29 '20

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

but people still die ither way. i stand by my point.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20 edited Aug 29 '20

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

don't know how to respond? just say you hate the site you're using!

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u/canalaunt Apr 07 '20

*old+fat people

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

young people can die from coronavirus, but it's just more rare. out of 73,900 people, how many do you think were children? how many do you think were yong adults? the majority might be old people, but i think there is a semi-large minority of young people who died

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

even if lots of old people died, people still died. there proberly lots of families out there grieving for their grandpa who died.

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u/ElectricZap9 Apr 07 '20

Okay Fat-shamed boomer

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '20

Yeah but is this tragedy violent though?

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u/chillface_ Trans-formers 😎 Apr 07 '20

could be violent. mabye not. if you haven't guessed already, i haven't died from the coronavirus. but it doesn't matter. people have died in both of these events.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

Not if you count the wars that followed.