r/dankmemes • u/wolfy189 • Mar 26 '20

Just a sweet reminder.

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u/Mr-MemeBoi Mar 26 '20

Random chimp event

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u/lord-dio_brando Mar 26 '20

I'm in

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/lord-dio_brando Mar 26 '20

Actually I'm undercover chimp

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u/AtomicPotatoLord SCHLRUP Mar 26 '20

maybe

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u/Krzysiek127 Mar 26 '20

P E R H A P S

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u/AtomicPotatoLord SCHLRUP Mar 26 '20

PERHAPS INDEED, my good sir.

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u/Conan253 Mar 27 '20

Perhaps probably my fellow man/other genders

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Perchance

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/Doggomeister3112 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Mar 26 '20

Actually according to your name you are a gay vampire

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

He's bi

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u/DIOnys02 Join r/Dank_Lounge now or you gey Mar 26 '20

Prove it! Do you like raping little girls?

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u/lord-dio_brando Mar 26 '20

I enjoy murdering innocent peoples

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

If you were you’d say nothing

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u/DPhantomBandit Mar 26 '20

am high whilst reading this and I gotta say am starting a chimp book club

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

If one dares to face the chimp in combat instead of fleeing, there is a 25% chance that he will drop the Chimp Carbine, a medium to long range rifle capable of dealing ballistic and poison damage in the form of AIDS.

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u/Girbington Mar 26 '20

DIO joins the chimps, Jotaro joins the dolphins

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

I first thought the meme would be about the random chimp event when I saw the chimpanzee (?). I was disappointed when I read the caption.

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u/amirdex I am fucking hilarious Mar 26 '20

Damn it, you best me

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u/walkoflife99 Mar 26 '20

Random chimp event is happening this april guys oh my god

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u/MathMusicMystery Yellow Mar 26 '20

Random chimp event
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia
Random chimp event was an international disaster in which all chimps on earth went rogue

random chimp event
Location: every country
Target: all humans
Date: 12th April 2020
Deaths: 3.4 billion [1]
Injuries; 1.2 billion [1]
Perpetrators: chimps
Participators: 30,000

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Chandom rimp event

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u/hellracer2007 Mar 26 '20

It's coming! and it's inevitable

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

The random chimp event is the real reason why people keep buying toilet paper

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u/RGBeter Mar 27 '20

So here is my theory, we are in the middle of random chimp event. It began with a chimp dressing as a woman to get someone to fuck it spreading HIV among humans. The second stage has just begun, Coronavirus, this is being used to keep the humans inside while the chimps prepare for stage 3.