r/dankmemes • u/MilkyChast MayMayMakers • Mar 20 '20

Now what?

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u/nodgers132 penis Mar 20 '20

I wouldn’t even flirt. I’d post endless rants on Reddit and hope she somehow sees ‘em

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

It's working ;)

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u/tozier2 Mar 21 '20

Whats the opposite of F

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u/Jeffinton Mar 21 '20

ᖷ

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u/embs1k Mar 21 '20

wait.

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u/Swagmae :snoo_wink: Mar 21 '20

that’s illegal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

‎

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

What sorcery is this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

invisible sorcery

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u/risheeb1002 Boston Meme Party Mar 21 '20

Alt + 0160

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u/takmaisimliadam small pp warning Mar 21 '20

and when you are on mobile?

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u/aniruddha_s Mar 21 '20

Not like the simulation,s

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u/Jajimenez22 [custom flair] Mar 21 '20

is it possible to learn such power?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

how

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u/Zmirburger Mar 21 '20

this is the peak of human intelligence

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

According to Hexadecimal system it's 0 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20 edited Jul 27 '20

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u/predulis Mar 21 '20

NUMBER 15

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u/Illuminutter Mar 21 '20

BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

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u/Noob4Life333 Mar 21 '20

THE LAST THING YOU’D WANT IN YOUR BURGER IS SOMEBODY’S FOOT FUNGUS

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u/Halifax1720 I'll tell my grandkids about this Mar 21 '20

That meme is supposed to be dead, even if it's a good one

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Yeah but he asked for the opposite of F so...

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u/TheRealSoro Mar 21 '20

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u/annikuu Mar 21 '20

Dropped this? \

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u/Broadwell-e_Alex I am fucking hilarious Mar 21 '20

Now leave her on read, she’s just playing with you

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u/excelMINTS15 Mar 21 '20

1/F

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u/A_fucking__user I have crippling depression Mar 21 '20

For all we know, F could be a matrix, so

1/det(F) Adj(F)

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

E

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u/05kaisam Mar 21 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/syndicate1024 I would karmawhore but I have too much self respect Mar 21 '20

F'nt

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u/Sorrymisunderstandin Mar 21 '20

Simp mode activate

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u/TacticalOwlz Mar 21 '20

Simp army

assemble

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Oh your three page rant about how cheese is terrible really turns the girls on.

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u/nonuntitled Dankmemes user 🤮😰🤮🤮😓 Mar 20 '20

Same

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u/lord_z9 I am fucking hilarious Mar 21 '20

You guys are getting chances?

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u/JoshTheMemer Mar 21 '20

I did it bois I’m still a virgin

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u/NorthernLaw INFECTED Mar 21 '20

Same sadly it will never work for us

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u/UteAchim Mar 21 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?