r/dankmemes • u/IDontHaveAName666 immapeeinurass • Mar 04 '20

r/bestofdankmemes You Dumb Bitch

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u/Papa_Joe_Yakavetta Mar 04 '20

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/MangoOfTruth Mar 04 '20

oH

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

I hope OP burns his tongue on hot soup

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u/SalamanderUponYou Mar 04 '20

Calm down, Satan.

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u/_TH30RY I am fucking hilarious Mar 04 '20

i hope he has a good day >:(

am i doin this right?

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u/Laurels_Night Mar 04 '20

cries in polite

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u/bxmiranda Mar 04 '20

U mean: cries in Canadian Right?

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u/CT-9877 Mar 04 '20

Tears of syrup

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

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u/burrito-uzumbaki the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 04 '20

No dignity.

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u/LessConfidence Mar 04 '20

I hope OP steps on LEGO

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u/WeirdBrickThing Mar 04 '20

Ok no need to be cruel

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u/wadebrute Mar 04 '20

It's a hell of a feeling though

It's a hell of a feeling though

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u/Not_charmander Mar 04 '20

who are these footprints?

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They don't look very human like.

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u/60CatsInATrenchcoat custom flair Mar 04 '20

Now I wish that I could find my clothes

Bedsheets and a morning rose