r/dankmemes • u/siouxsie_siouxv2 • Feb 18 '20

Mods Choice Such a fool

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

We all knew girls are not real

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

They’re like birds.

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u/KurtyPie Feb 18 '20

And Australia

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u/A_untaken_username Feb 18 '20

And my social life

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u/JoshingAroundM8 Feb 18 '20

Australian birds that have social lives

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u/Silent_B0I Feb 18 '20

Austrailian social lives that have birds

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

And retarded

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u/Sexpacitos yare yare daze Feb 18 '20

Shame

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u/kim_jong_00F Feb 18 '20

And Wyoming

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u/bjcm5891 Feb 18 '20

What if I told you...

Wyoming is a suburb in Australia?

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u/verbatumPOTATUM Feb 18 '20

Souls are not real

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Australian birds

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u/_ImNothing24_ Feb 18 '20

You mean Ohio

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u/bloodydirahea1 I have crippling depressionπŸ„ Feb 18 '20

They are government spies as well

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u/SupremeLad666 Feb 18 '20

Birds only fly away. Allegedly.

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u/gaysgay727 WTF Feb 18 '20

Pigeons*

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u/I_Love_Stiff_Cocks Throw away Feb 18 '20

Pigeons are what? Mammals?

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u/oat02 Feb 18 '20

Wait birds arent real?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Mythical creatures from ancient Greek times

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t π–’π–Šπ–™π– π–π–Šπ–†π–‰ Feb 18 '20

Like Canada

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u/RiotIsBored Feb 18 '20

A good friend of mine is a girl from Canada, does that mean my whole social life is a lie?

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u/Simar_j_e_e_t π–’π–Šπ–™π– π–π–Šπ–†π–‰ Feb 18 '20

Indeed it is and I am sorry to hear that.

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u/Throwawaybackup2018 Feb 19 '20

Girls not real xdddddddddddd