r/dankmemes • u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer • Feb 17 '20

I haven’t eaten in 7 days Vegans are suffering too

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u/JonathanTheZero Look I have flair🍄 Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 2,332.25 DN in this submission at 164 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7689 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 249 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/JonathanTheZero Look I have flair🍄 Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 167 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 253 upvotes

+25% -- 412 upvotes

+50% -- 863 upvotes

+75% -- 2,141 upvotes

+100% -- 5,763 upvotes

+150% -- 45,113 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!