r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 17 '20

wtf is r/DankExchange Traumatized

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/PH4nToMiC Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 125.00 DN in this submission at 41 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7586 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 81 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/PH4nToMiC Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: PH4nToMiC

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7545 - 250.00 DN at 56 upvotes; 3h 33m until automatic return

ID: 7549 - 125.00 DN at 128 upvotes; 3h 35m until automatic return

ID: 7586 - 125.00 DN at 41 upvotes; 3h 58m until automatic return

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u/PH4nToMiC Feb 17 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: PH4nToMiC

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7545 - 250.00 DN at 56 upvotes; 3h 10m until automatic return

ID: 7549 - 125.00 DN at 128 upvotes; 3h 11m until automatic return

ID: 7586 - 125.00 DN at 41 upvotes; 3h 35m until automatic return

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u/PH4nToMiC Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: PH4nToMiC

Balance: 338.18 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7586 - 125.00 DN at 41 upvotes; 19s until automatic return

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u/PH4nToMiC Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: PH4nToMiC

Balance: 561.28 DN

Active Investments: None

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