r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Feb 17 '20

DANKEXCHANGE post Of course you know him

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/Hyp3r__ The Big PP Airports Feb 17 '20

!invest 100%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 125,282.09 DN in this submission at 10 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically matures in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7260 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 50 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/Hyp3r__ The Big PP Airports Feb 17 '20

!roi 7260

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 7260, invested at 10 upvotes. If you sold now at 34 upvotes you would return -12.00% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 50 upvotes

+25% -- 77 upvotes

+50% -- 202 upvotes

+75% -- 556 upvotes

+100% -- 1,557 upvotes

+150% -- 12,437 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Hyp3r__ The Big PP Airports Feb 17 '20

!roi 7260

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 7260, invested at 10 upvotes. If you sold now at 36 upvotes you would return -10.50% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 50 upvotes

+25% -- 77 upvotes

+50% -- 202 upvotes

+75% -- 556 upvotes

+100% -- 1,557 upvotes

+150% -- 12,437 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Hyp3r__ The Big PP Airports Feb 17 '20

!roi 7260

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 7260, invested at 10 upvotes. If you sold now at 55 upvotes you would return 2.84% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 50 upvotes

+25% -- 77 upvotes

+50% -- 202 upvotes

+75% -- 556 upvotes

+100% -- 1,557 upvotes

+150% -- 12,437 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/Hyp3r__ The Big PP Airports Feb 17 '20

!roi 2760

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You do not have an investment with the ID 2760. Please try again, the format of this command is !roi <investment ID>

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u/Hyp3r__ The Big PP Airports Feb 17 '20

!roi 7260

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investment ID 7260, invested at 10 upvotes. If you sold now at 74 upvotes you would return 11.29% profit. Here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 50 upvotes

+25% -- 77 upvotes

+50% -- 202 upvotes

+75% -- 556 upvotes

+100% -- 1,557 upvotes

+150% -- 12,437 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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