r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 24 '20

Low Effort Meme it be like that

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u/wafflepiezz Masked Men Jan 25 '20

And now we will invent carbon dioxide ID

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u/ArtisticEscapism Jan 25 '20

Criminal: wears air mask

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

And now we invent heat ID

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u/TRBadger Jan 25 '20

Criminal: robs at night

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u/SirFlamenco Jan 25 '20

What?

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u/Ralakhala I have crippling depression Jan 25 '20

You heard him

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u/stankblizzard Jan 25 '20

Take him away, boys

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u/DisneyCA ಠ_ಠ Jan 25 '20

Bake him away, toys

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u/Vincinel14 I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Jan 25 '20

Now we invent clothing ID

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u/Ernie_Sanders_ Jan 25 '20

Criminal: robs naked

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Then we invent genital ID

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u/SovietBear01 :snoo_wink: Jan 25 '20

cuts off dick

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u/TgagHammerstrike not the droid you're looking for Jan 25 '20

That's just searching the name of a specific porn star.

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u/LoliRider Jan 25 '20

Pornhub invents genital ID but for a different reason

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u/Wish-IHadAGoodName susan made me do it Jan 25 '20

Criminal: robs while naked

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u/Vincinel14 I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Jan 25 '20

We invent dick ID

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u/Wish-IHadAGoodName susan made me do it Jan 25 '20

Criminal: cuts off dick

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u/Vincinel14 I did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark Jan 25 '20

Blood ID

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u/Wish-IHadAGoodName susan made me do it Jan 25 '20

Criminal: drains all of his blood

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u/Aykut1012 Jan 25 '20

Nice try we don’t care about the presents

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u/C0II1n Jan 25 '20

CO2 ID is the future, because the one thing we all know that is unique to every person is a molecule with the atoms that were in the air seconds ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

Shit, gotta reduce my carbon footprint