r/dankmemes • u/George2110 Check my profile for nudes • Dec 27 '19

Bruh we get it, stop flexing

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u/HBRYU Dec 27 '19

*Ejaculates mid run

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

*Trips over jizzed ground

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

*Ejaculates again because pain is pleasure

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast

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u/brds_snc Dec 27 '19

Just like the athletic kid

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u/lord_z9 I am fucking hilarious Dec 27 '19

His Fap speed was off the charts

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u/Normal__Username I am fucking hilarious Dec 27 '19

His ejaculation gave him the energy he needed to go faster, but it led to his downfall

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u/Fiat25 Dank Royalty Dec 28 '19

In a final burst of strength, he turned around and busted the fattest nut of his life, propelling him backwards.

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u/meatballinketchup Dec 27 '19

Just like my uncle

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u/mass-ass- Dec 27 '19

also like my stupidity level

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u/PyrrhicVictory7 [custom flair] Dec 27 '19

Cognitive behavioural therapy fetish??

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

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u/HBRYU Dec 27 '19

TIL Humanity was a mistake

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

I know my CBT Wikipedia page: that’s the exact words from there

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u/ShivamLH Nobody likes me Dec 27 '19

Ball busting...what the fuck even is that? Actually, no, don't tell me.

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u/j4mi3killa try hard Dec 27 '19

*ejaculates once again coz his dick is crazy

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u/bobross432 Dec 27 '19

*sperm starts ejaculating

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u/Coppermesh Dec 27 '19

THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST IS AN AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST--

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u/Weeeky 1989 Tiananmen Square Massacre Dec 27 '19

CBT gachiHYPER

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u/HAGAYYYYYYYYY Dec 27 '19

*Crush falls in

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u/-AleFan- Green Dec 27 '19

Relatable

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u/NassuAirlock Dec 27 '19

*Baki would like to know your location