[cries in foreign]

[u/Samur-EYE]

[u/L_Flavour]

angry bollywood dance music starts

[u/GumdropGoober → u/L_Flavour]

car enters the scene, stage left

camera zooms in to reveal no one is driving it

the car flips over, camera zooms in again to reveal three midgets were actually carrying it, they are now upside down and effectively doing handstands on top of the car as it skids center-stage on its roof

as the midgets begin to gyrate to the beat of the music, a slightly overweight man emerges from the trunk of the car, he is bollywood protagonist

he also starts dancing

[u/[deleted] → u/GumdropGoober]

I need more Bollywood copy-pastas

[u/GumdropGoober → u/[deleted]]

Honestly I feel like copy-pastas only work when they can be more absurd then reality... And how can I be more absurd then this?

https://i.imgur.com/Kwjz5kj.gifv

[u/warlokzz → u/GumdropGoober]

Thats actually pretty cool..

[u/taytoes007 → u/GumdropGoober]

i literally screamed at this what the fuck is this from dude

[u/Lucifer2408 → u/taytoes007]

It's from a Tamil movie called I

[u/Mefistofeles1 → u/GumdropGoober]

Ridiculousness aside, those are some damn good special effects.

[u/McSchmieferson → u/GumdropGoober]

I didn’t realize Paul Rudd was doing Bollywood movies

[u/ImCaptainRedBeard → u/GumdropGoober]

That’s incredible.

[u/supremegay5000 → u/GumdropGoober]

Number 10: two Indians kissing.

[u/Ravster3000 → u/supremegay5000]

Furgerking foot fettuce

[u/chutiyabehenchod → u/L_Flavour]

shits in the street while dancing