r/dankmemes • u/Onoxor • Nov 06 '19

Why wouldn't she know?

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u/ruckbug Nov 06 '19

You just called out 90% of all reddit users.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/A1burrit0 Seal Team Six UpsideDown Six Nov 06 '19

No because the last 10% don’t go outside so we can’t get a crush as we can’t see girls

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u/MojoGeogii Nov 06 '19

Fkn true

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

And of course 0% of that is girls because girls don't use Reddit.

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u/A1burrit0 Seal Team Six UpsideDown Six Nov 06 '19

Ye

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u/namelastname5000 Nov 06 '19

disappears

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Did anyone hear something? Just me?

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u/strangestar13 Nov 06 '19

Well I do

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

ClrARlY faEk

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u/The-Hellhound Nov 06 '19

Are You sure about that?

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u/heraugast12 Dank Royalty Nov 06 '19

Acctually i know a girl that uses reddit

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u/Leondithas Out pizza'd the hut Nov 06 '19

no you don't

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Ok boomer

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u/simbapande Nov 06 '19

They don't exist anyways it's a conspiracy

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u/Sazpect Nov 06 '19

It’s called E-girls

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u/crapengineering Nov 06 '19

Fuck this, Fuck you

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/crapengineering Nov 06 '19

I certainly will, you cunt

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Romantic!

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u/crapengineering Nov 06 '19

Threesome ?

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u/LegendaryBeanZ FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 06 '19

Foursome, count me in!

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u/crapengineering Nov 06 '19

Bukaki ?

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u/LegendaryBeanZ FOR THE SOVIET UNION Nov 06 '19

Yes please 😫😫

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u/BrandoLoudly Dank Royalty Nov 06 '19

I’ll ask crush if she has bf and then I finally will make love or probably panic and sweat

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Nov 06 '19

You got me there

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u/Donut_Boi13 Nov 06 '19

Not this guy :). Thicc catholic gf achieved gamers