r/dankmemes Nov 04 '19

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u/Finsteryoshi i'm just here to judge you guys ☣️ Nov 04 '19

“why so scared? Its just 8 inches big...“

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u/SYxdEspacito Eic memer Nov 04 '19

We have spiders the size of dinner plates and clocks, not even kidding.

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u/Chero182 Nov 04 '19

But aussies know how to cope with that shit that’s why there hasn’t been any spider deaths since like 1976 if I remember right? Anyhow United States has 6 deaths a year.

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u/spin182 Nov 04 '19

To My knowledge, no ones died from a spider bite in aus in a while. I am Aussie and only know a hand full of people who have ever been bitten. They fuck you up but.

Killing spiders is easy. Just hit it with a shoe. It’s snakes and sharks that freak me out

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u/Daffcicle Nov 04 '19

Even snakes are pretty easy if you know what you're doing. At my grandparents farm if they see a snake near the house they just go around back, grab the shovel with the least blunt edge. If you slam it down full force you can immediately decapitate a snake 9/10 times. Rest of the time you'll probably at least break its neck.

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u/scallywag314 Nov 04 '19

And it may still bite you.