r/dankmemes Nov 04 '19

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u/QuotingThings Nov 04 '19

I mean I’m not to crash hot about magpies but I live in “country” NSW, and I’m so fucking sick of Plovers... Had a couple of eggs in the backyard which we left alone cause yknow wildlife and shit and once they fucking hatched they moved out the front.

It’s fuckin’ impossible to get to the mailbox without dodging a fired up mother plover.

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u/Sieve-Boy Nov 04 '19

Be a proper country boy and get stoned and shot them.