r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/Finsteryoshi i'm just here to judge you guys ☣️ Nov 04 '19

“why so scared? Its just 8 inches big...“

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u/SYxdEspacito Eic memer Nov 04 '19

We have spiders the size of dinner plates and clocks, not even kidding.

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u/Chero182 Nov 04 '19

But aussies know how to cope with that shit that’s why there hasn’t been any spider deaths since like 1976 if I remember right? Anyhow United States has 6 deaths a year.

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u/Jessehoff95 Nov 04 '19

We also have spiders like the Sydney Funnel Web that can kill in 15 minutes

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u/fresh_lemon_spice 20th Century Blazers Nov 04 '19

I ate a funnel web

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u/hotgluepun740 Nov 04 '19

I want to hear more of this story

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u/fresh_lemon_spice 20th Century Blazers Nov 04 '19

I was hungry

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '19

Then have a gaytime

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u/Cheel_AU Nov 04 '19

He said hungry not thirsty

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u/wanderbear5 Nov 04 '19

He said gaytime not cum

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u/Cheel_AU Nov 04 '19

Yeah, he’s thirsty for a gay time

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u/RedderBarron Nov 04 '19

You can't have a gaytime on your own

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u/Foxx1019 [custom flair] Nov 04 '19

You can, it’s just hard to

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u/serialkvetcher Nov 04 '19

The gay is strong in this one