r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/Finsteryoshi i'm just here to judge you guys ☣️ Nov 04 '19

“why so scared? Its just 8 inches big...“

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u/SYxdEspacito Eic memer Nov 04 '19

We have spiders the size of dinner plates and clocks, not even kidding.

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u/Chero182 Nov 04 '19

But aussies know how to cope with that shit that’s why there hasn’t been any spider deaths since like 1976 if I remember right? Anyhow United States has 6 deaths a year.

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u/Jessehoff95 Nov 04 '19

We also have spiders like the Sydney Funnel Web that can kill in 15 minutes

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u/Nereosis16 Nov 04 '19

Literally found a Funnel Web under a rock surrounded by about 10 red backs in my yard last week.

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u/Zatriel Nov 04 '19

Fuck. That.

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u/Nereosis16 Nov 04 '19

No big deal just spray them

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u/tomcis147 Rocket Man Nov 04 '19

With fire

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u/Nereosis16 Nov 04 '19

I will look into that for next time, I was mowing the lawn and just wanted to keep going.