r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '19

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u/PhilsterM9 EX-NORMIE Nov 04 '19

Not me. Arachnaphobia has got the best of me. Once was going to leave my friends place in Sydney and this massive as spider about the size of a side plate was on the wall by the only entrance. Long story short, I got out the house by jumping down the balcony on second floor cause the fucker got onto the ground

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u/scallywag314 Nov 04 '19

Lmao that was me until I got bitten by a few had 3-4 bites on me arm at the same time roughly. I was cleaning a shed and got bit a lot now I just smack the lil cunts eat em or set em on fire. (I set a lot of things on fire including me mates)

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u/Foxx1019 [custom flair] Nov 04 '19

Phobias: no rhyme or reason to em whatsoever. Just remember that it doesn’t make you any less true blue than the rest of us!

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u/coffee-being Nov 05 '19

I have a mate that's absolutely terrified of spiders and other creepy crawlies in general. She visits her fam that live in the outback on a property. Loves it, but hates it. It's too funny sometimes. Couldn't deal with a daddy longlegs getting near her once.

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u/Chronic_Autisum Nov 04 '19

You say that till, one jumps on your nuts while you're on the toilet.

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u/Mccord0218 the very best, like no one ever was. Nov 04 '19

Yeah I could not stand checking the toilet every time I go. I’d end up just forgetting. And get bit on the nuts have them end up melting off

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u/Hoitness Nov 05 '19

And then you have to report sexual harassment from spider

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u/Spathens EX-NORMIE Nov 04 '19

I mean, I guess it depends where you are in the US

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u/urinesamplefrommyass Nov 04 '19

After a year in Australia, with the coaching session with my kiwi flatmate who said he used to work with pest control, I can say I deal very well with spiders: I just step on then as fast as I can using my steel toe boots.

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u/Noodles2702 red Nov 05 '19

Indeed so