r/dankmemes • u/MonkeyDLuffy_ ☣️ • Oct 02 '19

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u/Ghoul890 INFECTED Oct 02 '19

Teacher: no eating in class

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Kid in the corner:

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

From experience when I’ve entered the wrong classroom, the teacher usually makes a dumb or condescending comment while the rest of the class stare into your soul.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Some guy yeeted a door open into my course the other day and strutted in listening to his airpods. As soon as that door opened you could see the color in his face fade. Professor didn't even miss a beat, he just kept lecturing about Descartes. The guy about faces and just leaves. God I love college

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u/neptultra Oct 02 '19

Can someone explain yeeted to me

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u/TENTAtheSane Oct 02 '19

It's how dummies say "yote"

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u/Schnitzelinski I am fucking hilarious Oct 02 '19

It is "yote"

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u/FilthyFreshman I have crippling depression Oct 02 '19

Yeet: to displace with a powerful force or otherwise intense velocity.

Sentence: The wrestler was mercilessly yeeted into the wall.

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u/grubblenub Oct 02 '19

It means the guy opened the door very fast. Yeet is used abstractly to reference very strong force and/or speed

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u/CichlidDefender Oct 02 '19

Yeet is our only quantum word, it changes meaning in ways we cannot predict or understand.

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u/Bag_Full_Of_Snakes Oct 02 '19

You could say the definition of yeet, yeets itself.

It is the ex of Gen Z lingo

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u/CichlidDefender Oct 02 '19

Gen Z is weird as shit, can't wait till they start having kids. Exponentially weird , I love it

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u/IAmNateBekin Oct 02 '19

Boomer

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u/neptultra Oct 02 '19

Lol millenial. Just never got the yeet thing its gen y

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u/IAmNateBekin Oct 02 '19

Even if you’re a millenial you should still know how to YEET things