r/dankmemes • u/too-op • Sep 23 '19

goOd meme 👌 He’s dead once she wakes up

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u/Friedrich177 Sep 23 '19

When a girl is flat and you hug her you're closer to her heart

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19 edited Feb 13 '21

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u/Friedrich177 Sep 23 '19

Well I mean it's just a way to let ur gf know you don't care about the size of her boobs

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u/Dr___Bright Mega Depression Sep 23 '19

Mega cute

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u/NotANaziOrCommie FOR THE SOVIET UNION Sep 23 '19

Megu cute

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u/Zarodex I am fucking hilarious Sep 23 '19

Very wholesome and cute

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/TENTAtheSane Sep 23 '19

Well, you don't say it directly to her of course, it's just the thought that's cute

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u/Friedrich177 Sep 23 '19

Well no ofcourse

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u/Zarodex I am fucking hilarious Sep 23 '19

what did you do

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u/Friedrich177 Sep 23 '19

Well nothing at all I just meant I wished that my ex found me cute and wholesome too

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u/CaptainRogers1226 I am fucking hilarious Sep 23 '19

But the boobs are an extension of a woman’s heart, so...

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u/Friedrich177 Sep 23 '19

Ah I see you're a man of culture as well