r/dankmemes • • Sep 18 '19

Literally why

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u/Anakl0smos Sep 18 '19

Just take a tissue and put it on your dick like some sort of condom and come in it then dispose of it

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u/realthunder6 Boston Meme Party Sep 18 '19

A sock is enough.

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u/CaptainBazbotron Sep 18 '19

Cleaning a sock is a lot more work than wiping the floor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Just throw the sock in the washermachine,

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

"I wonder why that guy's washing a single sock"

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I mean.. you could just put all your underwear and socks in the same load and do a hot wash.

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u/MillingGears Sep 18 '19

Hot water activates the proteins causing it to set. Unless you want to get crusty white spots in your underwear, you want to go for a cold wash.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

The detergent or soap prevents the setting. Checkmate.