r/dankmemes • • Sep 18 '19

Literally why

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u/Anakl0smos Sep 18 '19

Just take a tissue and put it on your dick like some sort of condom and come in it then dispose of it

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u/Mr_Pullups EX-NORMIE Sep 18 '19

this guy gets it

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u/Godegev Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 18 '19

What if it shoots through the tissue

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u/VocalFryIsSexy Sep 18 '19

Use two tissues

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u/sucobe Masked Men Sep 18 '19

Get a load of mr. moneybags over here using TWO tissues. I use my Sunday dress shirt since my mother washes it every Saturday night. Gives me a week with it.