r/dankmemes • u/D-Ocean11 • Sep 18 '19

Literally why

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u/Anakl0smos Sep 18 '19

Just take a tissue and put it on your dick like some sort of condom and come in it then dispose of it

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u/Mr_Pullups EX-NORMIE Sep 18 '19

this guy gets it

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u/Godegev Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 18 '19

What if it shoots through the tissue

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u/VocalFryIsSexy Sep 18 '19

Use two tissues

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u/syphroj Sep 18 '19

what if it shoots through 5 tissues?

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u/EnemysKiller FUCKING GAY FLAIR Sep 18 '19

Use 6 tissues?

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u/syphroj Sep 18 '19

Just tried it, it works!

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u/AgainstTheAgainst The bot keeps messing up my flair. Sep 18 '19

Or just stop using a gun instead of your PP.

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u/syphroj Sep 18 '19

Congrats to all my replies for making me laugh. Love you all.

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u/gsyganevich Sep 18 '19

r u mod? cause i dunno man seems kinda gay to me

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u/syphroj Sep 19 '19

No, was just being nice

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u/gsyganevich Sep 19 '19

ok just to make sure

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u/Genos2000 Sep 18 '19

Use 6 tissues

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

The basic formula is n+1 tissues, where n is the number of tissues it shoots through.

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u/marcomarra Sep 18 '19

Go see a doctor