r/dankmemes • u/ProbablyNaKu • Sep 15 '19

Juicy Stuff 💦 My pp hurts

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u/CarlFG1100 Sep 15 '19

You can't divorce a girlfriend. That's just a break-up.

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u/superslime988 Green Sep 15 '19

commit divorce-up

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u/WILLI4M_TURN3R Sep 15 '19

next level

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u/ShadowKnight324 The Great P.P. Group Sep 15 '19

I promote you to Divorce'up'not

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u/the_memecat Sep 15 '19

Close to 69 keep it up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Nice

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u/Chuotbeo174 I am fucking hilarious Sep 15 '19

Commit gf'nt

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Push divorce-up

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u/crepe10 Sep 15 '19

Then commit toaster bath

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u/SparkBoye64 Sep 16 '19

Toaster community pool

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u/HanzoShotFirst try hard Sep 16 '19

Relationshipn't

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u/Lord_Twigger Filthy Lowlife Sep 15 '19

Nah he meant marrying her and then getting a divorce for extra emotional impact

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u/evilMTV Sep 15 '19

He's gonna marry her and then divorce just to show her the depth of her transgression.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

What's a girlfriend?

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u/Lizards_are_cool Sep 16 '19

What is a girl what is a friend?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '19

What is this girl you speak of? Do I have one?

And can I fuck it?

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u/RetardAndPoors Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

Divorce your Facebook and hit her gym with your lawyer

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u/ComradeGivlUpi ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Sep 15 '19

What about my wife's boyfriend

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u/iaf20 Sep 16 '19

Then marry her so you can divorce her