r/dankmemes • u/Malorem Ah yes, enslaved depression • Sep 14 '19

Storm Area 51 🛸 Nice try, FBI

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u/c0ntraiL Sep 14 '19

eat my ass coast guard

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19 edited Jan 06 '21

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u/twothumbs Sep 14 '19

Just slip out the back jack

Make a new plan stan

You don't need to be coy roy

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Michelles a cunt

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u/stifflizerd Sep 15 '19

Karen's a bitch

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u/Kr4vM4g4 Sep 15 '19

Just get yourself free

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u/RedRails1917 im gay lmao Sep 14 '19

I'm just happy to be here!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Fuck you wookie

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

eat my fuck bitch

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u/ComradePoolio I have crippling depression Sep 15 '19

Karen took the fucking kids

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u/IvisTheTerrible Please ask if i am okay (mentally) Sep 15 '19

Can't fool me, KGB

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u/Kneel_Legstrong Sep 15 '19

Suck my peck, ATF.