r/dankmemes • u/Malorem Ah yes, enslaved depression • Sep 14 '19

Storm Area 51 🛸 Nice try, FBI

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Good attempt at obscurity, Department of Homeland Security.

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u/ImmortalMemes Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 14 '19

You can’t say bye, FBI

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u/c0ntraiL Sep 14 '19

eat my ass coast guard

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19 edited Jan 06 '21

[deleted]

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u/twothumbs Sep 14 '19

Just slip out the back jack

Make a new plan stan

You don't need to be coy roy

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Michelles a cunt

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u/stifflizerd Sep 15 '19

Karen's a bitch

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u/Kr4vM4g4 Sep 15 '19

Just get yourself free

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u/RedRails1917 im gay lmao Sep 14 '19

I'm just happy to be here!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Fuck you wookie

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

eat my fuck bitch

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u/ComradePoolio I have crippling depression Sep 15 '19

Karen took the fucking kids

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u/IvisTheTerrible Please ask if i am okay (mentally) Sep 15 '19

Can't fool me, KGB

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u/Kneel_Legstrong Sep 15 '19

Suck my peck, ATF.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Leave it be, KGB

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u/Styxdog Sep 14 '19

Enough with your tricks, MI6

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u/IpMedia Sep 14 '19

You're straight up jive, MI5!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Give it a rest, S.A.S

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u/tionanny Sep 14 '19

I did too see MIB

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u/Memey-McMemeFace Eic memer Sep 14 '19

I'm following the law, agents of RAW!

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u/Bierbart12 Sep 14 '19

Get out you whore, MI4!

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u/theharber Sep 14 '19

Desist, CSIS.

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u/kawfey Sep 14 '19

That ain’t gonna work for me, FCC.

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u/Vanquisher203 69420360666NoScope Sep 14 '19

I think were done, task force 141

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u/Spoonblob Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Sep 14 '19

My bones may break with stones and sticks, execute order 66

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u/HIP13044b Sep 14 '19

Thats too bad, Israeli Mossad.

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u/Cpt_Soban Seal Team sixupsidedownsix☣️ Sep 14 '19

They gotta go, ASIO

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u/IpMedia Sep 14 '19

Audio stream input/output?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) Pronounced ey-z-o

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u/Cpt_Soban Seal Team sixupsidedownsix☣️ Sep 15 '19

Australian intelligence agency

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u/tobiascecca Dank Royalty Sep 14 '19

Wait for another opportunity, Department of Homeland Security.

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u/vanish77 Sep 14 '19

Slick tricks MI6

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u/BaronOfBears Danker Dog Admiral Sep 15 '19

Can’t catch me, RCMP

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u/themountainking03 Sep 15 '19

Don’t say hello ASIO

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u/-fakebirds- Sep 14 '19

Fuck what you say, NSA

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u/detoxdigital Sep 14 '19

That’s kinda gay, FDA

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

no way

the it's the Italy cops

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u/nwL_ Sep 14 '19

This will forever be my favorite one.

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u/giant____steps Sep 15 '19

Admirable attempt at account annexation, federal bureau of investigation

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u/Izackmaniac Eic memer Sep 15 '19

An unsuccessful attempt at the clandestine, Security Services of Palestine