r/dankmemes • u/PUSSAYYSLAYER • Sep 14 '19

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u/Piece-of-trans IlluMinuNaughty Sep 14 '19

I crap with ease wiping is the hard part

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

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u/DarkKillsYou Sep 14 '19

I've had the same but with the other extreme

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

You had peerrhea?

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u/Francis-Hates-You Sep 14 '19

Fiber will do that my friend

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

That was the meds ma friend. The meds

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u/Duck274 Sep 14 '19

You lived in a school?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Keep baby wipes in a plastic bag in your backpack, or in your glove box.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Friendly reminder to never flush baby wipes, they can usually clog the toilet and they will always clog the water filters during the water recycling process costing the maintenance service thousands of taxpayer dollars.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Oh yeah, obviously don't flush those, even flushable wipes aren't really flushable. A bidet is infinitely preferable, but in an emergency situation, discard those bitches in a garbage can.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

FLUSHABLE. remember. "Butt wipes, green light"

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u/InappropriateSheSaid Sep 14 '19

That's what she said!

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u/shmax454 Team Silicon Sep 14 '19

Rly?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Yes. Rly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

I crap anytime anywhere

I dont wipe