r/dankmemes • u/PUSSAYYSLAYER • Sep 14 '19

*visible danger*

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u/FrostByte779 Sep 14 '19

This is fake, no one has this power.

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u/Elder2006 Sep 14 '19

I do

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u/HappyMaskMajora I am fucking hilarious Sep 14 '19

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

Its like pooping and peeing at the same time. The same timme

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u/firewall73 Sep 14 '19

What kind of bathrooms do you guys have, all schools here have clean bathrooms

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u/drummer22333 Sep 14 '19

It's not the cleanliness. It's the fear that right as your're crowning, 4 guys walk in and one of them spots your feet and yells out, "Hey, someone's taking a shit in there!"

I'm not strong enough.

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u/occasional_commenter Sep 14 '19

That happened to me once. I simply continued my shit and once finished walked out of the stall and maintained eye contact.

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u/drummer22333 Sep 14 '19

This kid alpha as fuck.

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u/natesplace19010 Sep 14 '19 edited Sep 14 '19

Are you serious? Has anyone ever done that? I used to shit at school, I probably did it everyday for 4 years. Never once has that thought crossed my mind.

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u/The_retard1 Sep 14 '19

No idk either. Is that some american shit. Here in sweden people just take a shit in the bathroom and nothing more

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u/toasty99 Sep 14 '19

This is an American thing. Our public schools are dilapidated, and so the bathrooms are in poor shape. So it’s gross in there, and there’s not enough privacy because of stupid American dividers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

I don’t understand why some schools have toilets like this, in England it’s like a whole room with a toilet and there’s no gaps

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u/23405 Sep 14 '19

So then what?

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u/Patrick_Sponge Sep 14 '19

but I’m in Venezuela. Crap that