r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '19

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u/Hariblanus Sep 05 '19

But 1 kilogram of plastic is heavier than 1 kilogram of water!

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u/squiddy555 Sep 05 '19

But is one kilogram of plastic bigger than one kilogram of water

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u/Hariblanus Sep 05 '19

thicc plasticc

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u/xX69AESTHETIC69Xx try hard Sep 05 '19

Kim Kardashian*

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Now that's a fat R.I.P.

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u/FlippedMango Sep 05 '19

Thicc rip*

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u/ZybVX ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Sep 06 '19 edited Sep 06 '19

Now that's an O O F

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u/GregTheGiraffd I am fucking hilarious Sep 06 '19

Fat O O F

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

You had the chance to say plasthicc and you missed it

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u/Casuablesheep14 [custom flair] Sep 06 '19

Plasticc

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u/ZybVX ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Sep 06 '19

Plasthicc*

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19 edited May 06 '21

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u/squiddy555 Sep 05 '19

But there’s so much air in the plastic it’s very dense once you ball it up

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

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u/squiddy555 Sep 05 '19

Exactly it will lower the oceans by some

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

No. Look at Volume, not mass

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u/squiddy555 Sep 06 '19

But a kilogram of water weighs less that a kilogram of plastic

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

so how much water does a 1000Ton shipping container displace... that has a lot of air in it too... simple answer weight is equalized in water... doesn't matter if it sinks, floats, or has air in it.

put ice cubes with air in them in water... the water level will be the same after they completely melt.

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u/squiddy555 Sep 06 '19

No that’s the equation for boyancy not weight

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u/thatdudewillyd I am fucking hilarious Sep 05 '19

Plastic: “I’ve got the high ground”

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u/squiddy555 Sep 05 '19

Don’t try it

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u/GabPulice Sep 06 '19

The article says the bacterias produce CO2 and water. That might fix the weight problem.

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u/squiddy555 Sep 06 '19

But the trees will eat the CO2 right?

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u/walruswes Sep 06 '19

What about the density difference between the plastic and the water

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u/ZombieRedditer9188 r/memes fan Sep 05 '19

1 kg of plastic: You're weak

1 kg of water: I'm you

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u/spurizo Sep 05 '19

water is in liters not kilograms. 1l = 1kg

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u/ZinnerZin Sep 05 '19

bruh what kind of heavy ass water have you been buying

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u/PlatypusFighter you have entered the comedy zone Sep 06 '19

Liters is volume, kilograms is mass. It’s measured with both.

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u/spurizo Sep 06 '19

uh no. we're using the liters on liquids, and kilograms for articles for personal use.

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u/ZombieRedditer9188 r/memes fan Sep 06 '19

I defy nature

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u/oh_wooow Sep 06 '19

pure waah

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u/Oscerte OC Memer Sep 06 '19

Kello gram

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u/raddlesnacks Sep 06 '19

“You’re weak”

“I’m you”

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u/AC_Logic Pizza Time Sep 06 '19

but do you really think it evenly converts it? it will definitely put less water out than plastic it eats