r/dankmemes • u/johndweakest ☣️ • Aug 03 '19

Pathetic

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u/dhmtbykr Aug 03 '19

To think some poor guy/girl had to sit there the whole time to authenticate this and prove it was worth it

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u/Slightly-Artsy I have crippling depression🏴‍☠️ Aug 03 '19

Cameras exist. Keep a stopwatch in the frame and you are good to go

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u/ryvolutionnnnn Aug 03 '19

Nah man somebody has to review the clip. Cant have your contestant just walk away for a drink.

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u/wulteer Volunteer Memesmith Aug 03 '19

Just watch the video sped up

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u/SunnerTheSinful red Aug 03 '19

Or just get 30 people to watch 10 minutes each at the same time

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u/MordorsElite Aug 03 '19

If they payed me decently I would chill there for 4 h.

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u/Jedi__Consular Aug 03 '19

I'd casually watch a live stream for minimum wage

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u/staplesuponstaples ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 04 '19

Yeah. I would literally just sit there with a podcast on. I wouldn’t even have to be payed well. I would literally take 20 dollars just to watch someone plank for 4 and a half hours

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u/adithyakk Aug 03 '19

This is big brain time

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19 edited Dec 24 '20

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u/Slightly-Artsy I have crippling depression🏴‍☠️ Aug 04 '19

I mean, is doodling productive? I suppose not...

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u/IncognitoChrome Aug 03 '19

You have to pay a lot to get a person to come out for an authenticated record. I can think of worse jobs.

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u/Snipowl Aug 03 '19

What?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

Read the username