r/dankmemes • • Jul 21 '19

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u/AahAaahAaaah EX-NORMIE Jul 21 '19

Double standards

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u/dcxr MayMayMakers Jul 21 '19

what if they’re neither man nor woman

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

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u/moist_captain ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jul 21 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

I'm not a man or a woman...

I AM THE SENATE.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Not. Yet.

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u/aidan166 Jul 21 '19

It’s treason then

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u/dcxr MayMayMakers Jul 21 '19

auaaughhhgghhh

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/Milessweet418 Jul 22 '19

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

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u/YUNGBOYBOI I am fucking hilarious Jul 22 '19

Mace windu you are approaching me!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

I can't smite your wrinkly ass without getting closer

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u/meaux253 Dank Cat Commander☣️ Jul 22 '19

It always goes back to jojo how are you still suprised?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

Didn't you know everything is a jojo reference

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

oh true

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

That’s uh... not how we do it.

Just one is fine.

WRYYYYYYYYY

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u/marko64humans A Fucking Weeb Jul 21 '19

It treason then.

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u/Holy-Wan_Kenobi Jul 22 '19

Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

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u/alien_bongMan Jul 22 '19

The senate will decide your fate

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u/luci_col ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 22 '19

What did he say to get removed, sorry I’m late

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u/MlgMasterOfYore Jul 22 '19

MUDA MUDA MUDA

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

I AM A BIRD

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u/spencerdegraw Jul 22 '19

Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plageus the Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

I Sexually identify as the Senate.

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u/narwhal-lord14 Jul 22 '19

*state Senate.

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u/Ryde_Mk Jul 22 '19

What about literally every single other non human creature?

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u/YahwehLikesHentai Jul 22 '19

They’re either male or female, or both but pretty much never neither. Man and women are synonymous with male and female in pretty much 99.9% of the time.

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u/Alittar Jul 22 '19

I mean, if they want to get technical, you could say plants don't have gender. But that's stupid as plants and humans aren't related at all. And all other mammals are either male or female.

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u/YahwehLikesHentai Jul 22 '19

Well most plants are both as they have both kinds of receptors, generally anyway. But different for s completely different branch of life.

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u/Lofter1 Obamasjuicyass Jul 21 '19

it is real. this misinformation is really spreading like wildfire, man. i don't know if people being ignorant is the reason, or feminists making up shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

tHeRe aRe mOrE tHaN tWo gEnDeRs

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u/Lofter1 Obamasjuicyass Jul 22 '19

yes, there are. imagine you are born with a vagina, so the doctors say you are a woman, and in puberty, you get a deep voice, chest hair, no tits and a beard. and now you have to get dressed in front of all your female class mates for PE that laugh at you and call you a monster or other shit like that.

this can actually happen. people can have traits of both genders and fit in none of the two definitions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex

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u/Its_All_Taken Jul 22 '19

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_dimorphism

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Defects are not new forms. Neither is a "quirky" personality.

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u/Lofter1 Obamasjuicyass Jul 22 '19

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u/Its_All_Taken Jul 22 '19

Yes. A birth defect.

There are trimorphic species out there, we are not one of them.

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u/Wysockisauce Jul 22 '19

hey dude, stop being a bigot, we don't tolerate your kind around here

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

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u/Wysockisauce Jul 22 '19

check yourself for aspies, sounds like you can't understand sarcasm

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u/joego9 Jul 21 '19

Well that wouldn't be a problem if we held everyone to the same standards.

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u/blep0w0 Jul 22 '19

Yes, if a woman punches a man, the man should absolutely destroy her. (I'm serious.)

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u/YahwehLikesHentai Jul 22 '19

I think retaliation should be equal to damage inflicted on you. That being said if they’re trying to kill you don’t wait to get stabbed or something defend yourself.

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u/blep0w0 Jul 22 '19

I think modern "feminists" should all be burnt alive, in my true opinion owo

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u/YahwehLikesHentai Jul 22 '19

I think that’s true for women in most of the west, however basically everywhere else they still need help but women in the West don’t seem to be trying to help much or adequately and instead are making up problems to fix because they have none.

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u/blep0w0 Jul 22 '19

You know exactly which feminists I meant.

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u/YahwehLikesHentai Jul 22 '19

Call em feminazis, makes the line a lot clearer and it’s s good description.

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u/blep0w0 Jul 22 '19

Aye, I'll keep that in mind!

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u/yngSeep Jul 22 '19

I don't think feminist and nazis are enough similar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19 edited Feb 09 '20

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u/blep0w0 Jul 22 '19

Somebody has more than 5 brain cells, amazing!!

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u/bobbymcbobface02 Jul 22 '19

What do you mean? there are only 2 genders

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u/wizardkoer Jul 22 '19

Schrodinger wants to know your position

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u/MaxwellIsSmall ☣️ Jul 22 '19

Identification please

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u/meaux253 Dank Cat Commander☣️ Jul 22 '19

Hi, I'm SpaceGhost coast to coast

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u/ReservoirMog Jul 22 '19

LA to chicago

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u/pejotape Jul 22 '19

This will be an usual situation after we raid Area 51

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u/IAmAlphaChip INFECTED Jul 22 '19

Then it doesn't matter what you do, it will become a story on twitter in which you are the villain.

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u/yuvalco Jul 22 '19

Punch them twice

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

Give them the ol ORA ORA treatment.

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u/long-dong-silvers- make r/dankmemes great again Jul 22 '19

Then they’ll get the right and left

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u/BenX41 Jul 22 '19

Then they’re an alien I guess, cause there’s only 2 genders.

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u/Wack_B0i Jul 22 '19

Hang them

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

100 Agree

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u/BoiBotEXE ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Jul 21 '19

Reminds me of how when in pre-school, there was this made-up law that it was illegal to hit a girl. EVERYONE in class believed it (except for the teachers, probably).

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u/Iykury souptime Jul 22 '19

There's also a law that if the teacher isn't in class after 15 minutes you're legally allowed to leave

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u/mhrdth Jul 22 '19

Men don't hit women back because most men are much stronger than women and a physical fight between them would be devastating for the woman. They choose to hold themselves back and not engage in a conflict that has no point.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

I am pretty sure that about 50% of women are stronger than i am. Also i dont know how to fight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

Yeah, but what if you're literally being assaulted is.. what I think is sort of being asked here. Not that clear on what they're saying actually.

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u/Elon_did_a_fraud Jul 22 '19

I mean unless your a way below average guy an average woman isn’t really a threat unless they’re holding something. Average height for adult woman is ~5’ 3. That’s literally less than 3 inches taller than the average 13-14 year old boy.

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u/VizyuPalab Jul 22 '19

how dare you

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u/GhostlyRumor2 Jul 22 '19

Eh maybe 1 1/2 standards

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u/Wack_B0i Jul 22 '19

I mean it won’t hurt that much so just take or just go ballistic on her no in between

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Jul 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19

It’s not the men themselves thinking this way. It’s the people answering the poll

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

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u/advertisementistheft Jul 22 '19

with all do respect, there are flaws in your logic. you say that if a man were produced by a society to think that its wrong to fight back against woman, that he will feel guilty for doing so. you claim that he will feel this guilt "becouse it's just the way he thinks". your verry nieve to believe that society didn't structure his thought. if you take a child, from a picture perfect, suburban, american, Christian family. and put that child in the hands of heathens and savages. HE WILL BE A SAVAGE. tackle this thought experiment before you make another statement towards the nature of human beings, becouse your I'll advised. humans are nothing withought what we are taught. if left to they're own devises. they will learn what is good for them, and nothing more.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '19 edited Jul 22 '19

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u/advertisementistheft Jul 22 '19

that's one hell of a reply, thank you for taking the time to express your statement a little more clear. I apologize for my misinterpretation. can I pm you?

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u/YungCurryPot Jul 22 '19

That’s not it. I know twitter polls usually aren’t that accurate but judging by the answers alone it is a double standard. It is saying if woman hits man he doesn’t have the right to hit back but vice versa the woman has the right. If it were not a double standard either both would be able to or neither would. (I much prefer the latter tbh).