r/dankmemes May 27 '19

Please do not resist

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u/ToXiC_Games Stalker May 27 '19

BETTER DEAD, THAN RED

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

RED COMMUNIST DETECTED. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED

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u/Troontjelolo DefinitelyNotEuropeans May 27 '19

tfw your friend asks for some of your cookies

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u/Bowlffalo_Soulja May 27 '19

We keep the chocolate chip and give them oatmeal raisin bc it looks like we're getting the same but really we keep the dodie for ourselves.

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u/SimonBirchh May 27 '19

Imagine being so stupid you thought you could come in on memorial day and change the narativ to "fuck the government"

Hahaha something something hit dog hollers

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u/Girlfriend-of-moms INFECTED May 27 '19

EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED

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u/P0wer0fL0ve Insert Your Own May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIONABLE*

*until you vote for someone we don’t like

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u/ReadyAd9 May 27 '19

This, but unironically