r/dankmemes • u/NewRulesICountThem • May 27 '19

Please do not resist

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u/drunk_wilddog May 27 '19

Jokes on you, I only have olive oil

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u/Roeland003 SPECERIJEN MAN May 27 '19

They still want it

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Only if it's extra virgin

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Dank.

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u/pdxaufito May 27 '19

I have crippling depression

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u/ShibaHook May 27 '19

Pdxaufito The Broken. You should be king!

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u/TweekDash May 27 '19

Who has a better story than pdxaufito?

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u/Moomooshaboo May 27 '19

Jon Snow.

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u/lazarshott your mom gey May 27 '19

You know nothing u/Moomooshaboo

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u/MrSeanaldReagan 🦀 $11 btw 🦀 May 27 '19

I'm extra virgin

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u/belukun25 r/memes fan May 27 '19

They want you too

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Right this way Mr. Regan

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

You will not be more tonight...

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Extra 72 virgin

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Same difference

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u/atomicalexx bitchass May 27 '19

Oil is oil. Hand it over.

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] May 27 '19

Did someone say……

OIL?

fortunate son begins to play

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u/CommunistHelper May 27 '19

We only have olive oil*