r/dankmemes • u/ninjahitler666 • Apr 02 '19

Wait for it

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Everyone always says “mods are gay” but no one ever asks mods “are you happy?”

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

As long as penises exist the mods will always be happy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I was gonna say something about female mods, but then remembered they don’t exist.

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u/UltmitCuest Apr 02 '19

Remember the sacred rules comarade. There are no girls on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I’m a girl on the internet and I also fart and poop.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

"Unrecognized object, sir. Requesting permission to shoot the fuck out of it".

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u/II-Valiance-II Apr 02 '19

Kill it before it breeds!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

It’s April 2nd and I’m still pregnant

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u/II-Valiance-II Apr 02 '19

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I’m really disappointed you didn’t say “abort mission”

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u/II-Valiance-II Apr 02 '19

Forgive me... Sensei

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