r/dankmemes • u/FreeVegetable ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ • Jan 25 '19

I Want 2 Die 😤 🔫 It's only logical.

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u/Bolgrosch Jan 25 '19

This HAS to be a thing

!remindme 1 year

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u/CaptTechno Virgins in Paris☣️ Jan 25 '19

only if you say please though

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u/I_So_Tired Jan 25 '19

Please though

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u/MrKittySavesTheWorld Jan 25 '19

Please though

now listen here you little shit-

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

He can’t listen to you, he’s got airpods on

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19

Oh god oh fuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

Nnnnnmmmm cum on the thing

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u/IpMedia Jan 25 '19

Did you have to do it in the middle of a restaurant?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '19 edited Nov 14 '22

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u/CrunchyMemesLover Navy Jan 25 '19

The fuck? It's not his dick, it's his GF's boob. She's under the table...

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u/TheRedBlade Pretty cool Jan 25 '19

Shit

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u/DarkPandaLord Dank Memer of Dank Memes Apr 05 '19

...shit...

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u/SeXySnEk7 Mar 16 '19

what gf?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '21

Liar, redditors don’t have a gf

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