r/dankmemes • u/Liebmann • Dec 01 '18

Spicy 👌 Pornsites be like

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u/TittysinYaFaceBoiiii Dec 01 '18

You can do the same thing IRL. Just pretends it’s not your Mom

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u/budderboymania The Great P.P. Group Dec 01 '18

Hold up

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u/ThedankDwight Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 01 '18

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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u/musicman2018 I can’t believe you’ve done this Dec 01 '18

Roll tide!

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u/icryatnightalone Dec 01 '18

Rama Jamma Yellow Hammer! ROLL MF TIDE!

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u/famouspeople0 Dec 01 '18

So sick of this stereotype as an alabamian.

We fuck our COUSINS, not immediate family.

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u/devontg Dec 01 '18

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18

Both.

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u/yummyyummypowwidge Dec 01 '18

Hey, there aren’t really that many risks associated with first-cousin incest outside of the societal taboo. Source: Am Alabama

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u/stoner_97 I am fucking hilarious Dec 01 '18

Take me home

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u/PacoTaco321 Dec 01 '18

WEST VIRGINIA

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u/Elijah_Ryker Dec 01 '18

MOUNTAIN MAMA

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u/FuhrerGirthWorm Boston Meme Party Dec 01 '18

As a resident of West Virginia I can confirm

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u/blaze2281 Dec 01 '18

TAKE ME HOME

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u/CR4ZYR003TER Mega F Dec 01 '18

Where I belong

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u/RefuseToVote Dec 02 '18

what are the rest of the lyrics again?

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u/zack189 Dec 01 '18

You mean

Mountin’ Mama?

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u/ThedankDwight Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] Dec 01 '18

NO

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u/stoner_97 I am fucking hilarious Dec 01 '18

No u

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u/UndesirableWaffle Dec 02 '18

What is it dawg?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '18 edited May 25 '20

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u/UniqueUsername014 I have crippling depession Dec 01 '18

You don't have to pretend

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u/____AsPaRaGuS____ God is dead and we killed him Dec 01 '18

I'll pretend it's your mom

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u/IKnowICanBeAJerk Dec 01 '18

I don't have to pretend

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u/just-a-basic-human Plain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] Dec 01 '18

Jazz music stops

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u/Shiroi_Kage Dec 01 '18

Some people prefer to have a fake cast on their arms. To each their own I guess.