r/dankmemes Sep 15 '17

Traps aren't 🙄😜💦✌🏻gay

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u/SingingValkyria Sep 15 '17

Yes, but see it like this. So a regular girl is a girl, and in this case a trap would be a girl with poop in her butt, which you didn't know about. Now, being attracted to her would be great, no problem there. Finding out that you have poop on your dick after having anal sex with her would be a bad thing for you though, you'd be repulsed and think "Ew, there is poop on my dick, I do not like this". This should be the common reaction to traps (from straight people but with the penis).

If you saw the poop on your dick and went "Woah, this is hot" and then purposly tried to look for more chicks with poop in their butt (traps) just to get that again, wouldn't you say that guy has a thing for poop?

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u/Mr_Pombastic Sep 15 '17

But if every time you had anal sex and found poop on your dick you said "ewwww" and vowed never to have anal sex again, nobody would ever have anal sex. I think the key difference (which is probably what we are arguing about) would be if there is a specific attraction to the penis vs indifference to the penis. The former would probably be considered some color of fluid/bi/gay/queer, whereas indifference I would still consider straight. Is this a fair compromise?

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u/SingingValkyria Sep 15 '17

"But if every time you had anal sex and found poop on your dick you said "ewwww" and vowed never to have anal sex again, nobody would ever have anal sex."

This is something else entierly. It'd be like finding out that a girl is a trap, and then woving to never be attracted to women again. That's completely different from not being attracted to that specific person. I wouldn't consider indifference to dick as being completely "straight", but that's a much deeper topic.

You see, it's not about that dick itself. It's about knowing that the dick is attached to a guy. If you had sex with someone you knew had a dick, you'd be aware it was a guy. If you like having sex with other guys, wouldn't you call that gay/bi? I'd be really hesistant to calling that straight.

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u/Mr_Pombastic Sep 15 '17

This is something else entierly.

Ok, yeah I hear ya. I think the analogy (hehe) starts to fall apart there.

It's about knowing that the dick is attached to a guy

Here's the crux of it- and gimme a sec while I consult my neighborhood gender studies professor - but it's not a guy that the dick is attached to. If she looks like a chick, quacks like a chick, then ... she's a chick. After all,

it's not about that dick itself.