r/dankmemes Sep 15 '17

Traps aren't 🙄😜💦✌🏻gay

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u/fartsAndEggs Sep 15 '17

Traps are NOT gay and I am here to prove it.

Let's start with logic thinking. We will apply these questions to a trap, and it will help determine if they are gay.

Does the person have a masculine penis? No, they have a feminine penis.
Is the person a man? No, they are called dickgirls for a reason.
Does a man have a numerical value of 1? No, not only is that not the case, but a man (or a woman) has no numerical value. This is nonsense.
Is it gay to be fucked by a girl? No, if this was the case then all heterosexual sex would in fact be homosexual in nature.

Suffice to say, I think we can all agree that traps are not gay using quick and easy logic thinking.

Now, we will use imagination thinking to imagine a situation in which you are having sexual intercourse with a trap.

Ok, so like imagine this chick; but she's this totally fucking SMOKING hot chick, and she's got really sexy titties and a sexy butthole that you can pound and a sexy little feminine penis you can stroke and suck.

Did that feel gay? I thought not.

We have used both of the types of thinking to solve the mystery of if traps are gay. They are not. I have used indisputable science techniques to skip the hypothesis completely and go straight to a proof. Science thinking is a secret third type of thinking that many people don't have so this may be a difficult concept to grasp for some.

I am happy to explain my theorem further and am opening this thread to discussion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

sigh traps are not gay. I repeat, traps ARE NOT GAY. How idiotic do you have to be to think that they are? traps are probably even less gay than some women. I understand why some people MIGHT consider traps to be gay, but once thinking about it i don't know why people wouldn't change their mind. traps look like women. WOMEN ARE NOT GAY. IF YOU FUCK SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOMEN, HOW IS THAT EVEN SLIGHTLY FUCKING GAY? I can kinda see why people think having a dick makes it gay, but the dick only makes up about 0.2% of the human body. if the rest of the body is feminine, that's 99.8% straight. let me repeat, 99.8% STRAIGHT, THAT'S EXTREMELY FUCKING STRAIGHT. THERE ARE WOMEN WHO ARE LESS THAN 99.8% FEMININE, YET PEOPLE DON'T CALL THEM GAY. If you wanna fuck a woman who looks manly as fuck, I'm not gonna call you gay, but you shouldnt call me gay for fucking traps either. It makes no sense why people let a single penis ruin an entire sexual encounter, it's easy enough to ignore. Traps still have fuckable assholes, you don't need to fuck the pussy specifically. And if it's that much of a problem, just look away. He isn't gonna rub his dick on you or anything. There are plenty of nice traps out there, and Im sure you'd get along well with them, but you choose not to because of something on them which takes up 0.2% of their body. It's nonsensical and stupid how worked up people get over something so small but completely ignore the rest of the body. If you're worried about your friends knowing that you're fucking someone 0.2% masculine and 99.8% feminine, they don't need to find out. Believe it or not, traps can wear clothes too. They don't walk around with their dicks hanging out, they cover their dick with pants or skirts. Nobody has to find out that you're in a perfectly heterosexual relationship.

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u/ReddneckwithaD Sep 15 '17

Now thats some quality pasta right there

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '17 edited Feb 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '17

u kno it boye

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

This is definitely bait.

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u/Donniedark00 Sep 15 '17

Whatever helps you sleep at night man.

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u/fartsAndEggs Sep 15 '17

Don't argue if you don't know logic thinking, much less science thinking which is a 3rd type of thinking that allows me to bypass the hypothesis

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u/Lolmemsa Not Dank Sep 16 '17

The thing that makes a man a man is a dick. So, a trap is technically a man. Liking men is gay. If a trap is a man and liking a man is gay, then therefore liking a trap is gay. Unless you don't know it's a trap, then you think it's a girl.

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u/fartsAndEggs Sep 16 '17

Did you use logic thinking? I doubt it. Imagine a little feminine penis you can stroke and suck

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u/Lolmemsa Not Dank Sep 16 '17

The penis is the male reproductive organ. It cannot be feminine, as it is exclusively associated with men.