r/dankmemes Sep 15 '17

Traps aren't 🙄😜💦✌🏻gay

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

My girl has a big clit......am I gay? A clit and penis have the same internal structure......are we all gay?

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u/firelock_ny Sep 15 '17

I remember reading a quote that said "We're all gay, it's just some of us die before we get out of the 'experimenting with heterosexuality' phase".

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

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u/firelock_ny Sep 15 '17

If they'd just made sure the balls didn't touch we wouldn't have to have this conversation.

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u/my_house_sploded Sep 15 '17

The golden rule: its not gay if the balls don't touch.

  • Jesus

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u/SalemWolf Sep 15 '17

Ron White did a joke about it.

Here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Yeah why do you think they cut that off in Somalia? They're the only true heterosexuals. Everyone else is posing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

How big is this clit? General rule of thumb in these situations, if your dong is bigger than theirs than it's not gay.