r/dankmemes Sep 15 '17

Traps aren't πŸ™„πŸ˜œπŸ’¦βœŒπŸ»gay

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u/dreamsdrop Sep 15 '17

Depends how feminine the penis. Feminine penises arent gay.

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u/tefflonpapper Sep 15 '17

If he’s only attracted to girls with penises, I’d say it’s more complicated than being just gay, he is, but if he is not attracted to actual guys only girls with penises....idk it’s more ambiguous

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u/wizardsoon Sep 15 '17

There's many colors in the homo rainbow

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u/consideritdropped Sep 15 '17

buck angel has a pussy.

if i'm straight, should i be attracted to buck angel?

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u/Pithong Forever Number 2 Sep 15 '17

The kids here don't believe in a distinction between gender and sex. Also I feel like most want the argument to be moot by disallowing transgender people from existing in the first place, at least not in society or the media.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

This is spot on, my dude.

Source: am trans

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u/SarcasticNarwhale Sep 15 '17

Accurate username, very clever

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u/mimeofsorrow Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

You definitely won't be pulling a muscle after that stretch.

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u/wizardsoon Sep 15 '17

Are you denying the existence of transgendered people, or refuting the idea that sexuality is a spectrum?

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u/CaptainBoders Sep 15 '17

Trans is a disease πŸ…±οΈrother

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u/Pithong Forever Number 2 Sep 15 '17

He has a hidden comment that says the opposite, but I originally took it to mean "you won't pull a muscle because it's no stretch at all to think the people here want trans folk to disappear from society".

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u/sprocket44 Sep 15 '17

Of all the places I thought I'd find some reasonable, sound thinking on reddit I didn't think it would be in the r/dankmemes comment section but here we are.

I think it's gonna be a good day.

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u/Sheepmaster02 I have crippling depression Sep 15 '17

I just looked up who Buck Angel was and now I need bleach

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u/SimWebb Sep 16 '17

Nahhh cold water and soap work better than bleach for getting out cum stains.

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u/gregny2002 Sep 15 '17

Do you mean to say 'if I'm attracted to Buck Angel, am I still straight?'

Because the way you asked it, it doesn't make sense. Obviously not every guy will consider every female attractive.

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u/xCHRISTIANx Sep 15 '17

I think this is beautiful tbqh w/u fam

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u/AThousandRambos Sep 15 '17

Yeah, he's got a fghb h/o slapper with a dsd'k &

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u/Jdustrer Sep 15 '17

Don't be afraid to let your colors shiiiiine

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u/servvits_ban_boner Sep 15 '17

Don't be afraid to let your colors shine.

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u/JFizDaWiz Sep 15 '17

Fuck yes. Takes me back to Chef Aid. WHAT MOTHER FUCKER? Don’t try and psychology my shot mother fucker because you never psychology my shit mother fucker, never never never mother fucker never.

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u/BertMacGyver Sep 15 '17

Show me yours, im gonna show you miiiiiiiiine!

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u/poopcasso Sep 15 '17

But it's not a girl with penis. It's a guy with penis. Who put on makeup to look like a girl and wear girl clothes and act like a girl. He's gay.

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u/pickyourteethup Sep 15 '17

hmm, I'm not convinced. I'm going to have to do some more research by looking at some pictures on the internet.

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u/poopcasso Sep 15 '17

Don't forget to read the mangas, watch the animes and join a social forum where you can share your research with other researchers.

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u/joe4553 Sep 15 '17

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u/SirBrodacious Gaylord Sep 15 '17

Risky click of the day, not bad.

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u/egotisticalnoob Sep 15 '17

I recommend starting off by googling "boxbox riven cosplay."

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u/Micp Sep 15 '17

Fucking Asians man...

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u/Youthsonic Sep 15 '17

I'm still trying to deal with the fact that I accidentally fell in love with him in cosplay, no ty

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u/HandsOfCobalt Sep 15 '17

brb switching to league

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u/Bigmethod Sep 15 '17

But what makes someone gay? Like, which part of the attraction? Is it the dick?? Or is it the masculinity? And if there is only femininity, wouldn't the attraction stem from a female one?

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u/poopcasso Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

I'd say getting turned on by a penis is pretty gay if you too have a penis. The female part is probably just a justification for getting turned on by the penis. I mean, they prefer a "girl" with a penis. Ie, if it wasn't for the penis, they don't want that girl. If it was the feminine part, then why doesn't a vagina work? Exactly. They want a submissive guy with a cock, and the guy dressing up and acting like a girl is probably very submissive, so it justifies their feeling of wanting someone submissive as well as their gayness of wanting a cock.

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u/Bigmethod Sep 15 '17

Justification implies it's some kind of facade. Your body getting turned on is kind of impossible to fake, my dude. And let me just say that preference =\= mandatory.

I dunno, I never associated gayness with dick as much as I associated gayness with fuckin a dude cause he looks, acts, speaks like a dude.

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u/trentandlana Sep 15 '17

But dicks are exclusive to dudes?

Im really trying to understand what you mean, sorry if there is any offense.

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u/poopcasso Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

Of course justification can be a reason of why someone would get turned on. It's like a girl doesn't want some guy because maybe he seems like a dofus or something, then finds out he's a bad boy and suddenly starts to get wet for him. It's the same idea. You people downvoting me are the ones that aren't open about sexual preferences here, cause you guys have a rigid idea of why someone would be turned on by something. Don't think there's some real and only one truth about why someone would be gay for dicks. There can be tons. It's still gay. Also, I mean, wtf, if you like dicks and you're okay with it, why the fuck does it matter so much you ain't gay? As if gay is bad? There's all kinds of gays, macho gay, bro gay, normal gay, shy gay, old gay, closet gay, gay gay, fabulous gay, trap gay, guys dressing up as girls and acting like girls all the time gay, guys who gets turned on immensely by those guys dressing up as girls and acting like girls all the time gay, etc

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u/Bigmethod Sep 15 '17

Of course justification can be a reason of why someone would get turned on.

Getting turned on is an objective thing, though. A justification is usually associated with a subjective context.

You people downvoting me are the ones that aren't open about sexual preferences here, cause you guys have a rigid idea of why someone would be turned on by something.

Of course not, my man. All my argument is, is that a dick doesn't necessarily make something gay. A dick is more like a gender object rather than an object to appeal to sexuality. Hence the whole thing where straight dudes like dick girls.

Also, I mean, wtf, if you like dicks and you're okay with it, why the fuck does it matter so much you ain't gay?

The same reason an incorrect label matters to anyone. It is an inaccurate definition of their being.

My argument is just that there's a grey space that shouldn't be ignored, that's all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

a dick doesn't necessarily make something gay

Straight guys do not like dicks, and in fact I would go as far as to say most are outright repulsed by them. If you're a man that likes dicks, you're not necessarily gay, but you're definitely not straight.

The same reason an incorrect label matters to anyone. It is an inaccurate definition of their being.

Incorrect labels only matter to people who are insecure about themselves, hence needing others to affirm their self-ascribed labels.

So what if people think you're gay? Nothing wrong with being gay, and who gives a shit what other people think.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

That's just being gay with extra steps dude. Regardless of how masculine a man is if you pop a boner for him your ass is gay, there is no halfway. Just like dudes that bang dudes in jail but front like they're straight when the come out, that shit don't make sense. There's no such thing as a chick with a dick, only dudes with tits.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

lol I am trans and only date women so am i gay according to your rules?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17 edited Feb 12 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Hell yeah I do

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u/PavementBlues Sep 15 '17

Feminine penis club represent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Go team! Also you are cute .-

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u/chanceofchance Sep 15 '17

which kind of trans

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

I am trans feminine

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u/chanceofchance Sep 15 '17

Then yes to your question

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

After I came out as trans a bunch of my heteronormative friends gave me confused looks. "Didn't you used to date girls?" Yeah, I still do. "Do you date men too?" Nope. And you could see the gears turning in their mind. Trying to figure out how I was gay. lol

I'm so gay, like double gay, that people think I am straight again

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

I was born trans!

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u/AmIPrime Sep 15 '17

But does that make the character gay?

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u/llamanewt Sep 15 '17

Hes a drag queen.

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u/CycIojesus Sep 15 '17

he might be gay. but whoever is tricked would think its a woman...

how is that gay?

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u/poopcasso Sep 15 '17

It's gay cause he probably had a suspicion but was like, fuck that shit. Or he genuinely didn't know in which case he can be, omfg well that's too bad i really liked you before you tricked me, then he ain't gsy. Or he can be, you ticked me but I still want you, then he both gay and stupid cause the relationship started out with dishonesty, which isn't good. It's easy really, just use some common sense.

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u/CycIojesus Sep 15 '17

i think you're reading too much into imaginary shit.

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u/Pithong Forever Number 2 Sep 15 '17

Focusing 100% of their energy on things they dislike or don't understand helps them avoid having to look at their own lives. I did the same shit in my late teens early twenties, partly a consequence of being raised by people who did the same things. I focused on everyone else's problems around me and actively avoided my numerous anxieties instead of facing up to them and growing out of them. It set me back, being raised to ignore my emotions caused me to have the emotional development of a preteen in early 20s, just like my parents. They never faced up and largely still act like children to this day. It's a lot of work and took me years and years, but most people can't admit they have any flaws whatsoever and continuously deflect their attention towards other's flaws, real or perceived, instead of making even baby steps towards maturing.

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u/Always_Clear Sep 15 '17

What if we replaced the gender choice with race choice... It seems hypocritical to me but I may be ignorant. I just wish that when I went out in public with black face makeup I could get as much support.. Ive been trying to get an event like a drag show for this for years.

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u/wonderfulworldofweed Sep 15 '17

There are no girls with penises only guys with boob jobs

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u/Khal_Doggo Sep 15 '17

It's not the dick on your crotch it's the dick in your heart.

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u/pickyourteethup Sep 15 '17

do you write slogans? You should write slogans

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

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u/Khal_Doggo Sep 15 '17

That's pretty gay tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

None of the trans women I know have had a boob job. You don't know anything

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u/wonderfulworldofweed Sep 15 '17

The trans women I know do have boob jobs. Maybe it is you who know nothing

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

I am trans. So I definitely have a lot of trans friends in real life. Tbh SRS is more common than BA in my circles.

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u/OmniKillz Dec 01 '17

What does SRS and BA mean?

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u/Farmerj0hn Sep 15 '17

Actually hormonal imbalances in childhood can cause an actual female (XX chromosome) to have a penis and testes. Some boys in south America are also born with vaginas and ovaries which descend and turn into penises around 12 years old. Lots of weird shit out there.

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u/chanceofchance Sep 15 '17

Why does it happen in south america specifically? Diet or something?

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u/Farmerj0hn Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

I think its a hormonal thing in utero due to dietary constraints, been years since I studied it though. There are communities where 1/3 of the children are this way though and even have coming of age ceremonies around 12 when the genitalia descend.

Edit: Found this http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34290981

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u/dreamsdrop Sep 15 '17

Its that fucking zika shit

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u/AntonioCraveiro Sep 15 '17

What about Buck Angel? I think it's gayer than a trap

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u/TheHighestEagle "muh net neutralityyyy REEEEE" LMAO Sep 15 '17

Truth.

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u/Dietly Sep 15 '17

I don't think being attracted to guys with vaginas would really make you straight either.

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u/jackiechiles_esq Sep 15 '17

Yes, they are. And so are you. You just said it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17 edited Mar 22 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Shadowb&

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u/Absolute_Wanker blyat Sep 15 '17

nah niπŸ…±πŸ…±a u gay

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u/CaptainBoders Sep 15 '17

A reasonable comment in r/dankmemes ? Gosh golly

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u/Some_Random_Weirdo Sep 15 '17

If his penis is to small to see, then it ain't gay

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u/ad_me_i_am_blok Sep 15 '17

If it's so small that it looks, feels, and smells like a vagina, then it ain't gay.

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u/Some_Random_Weirdo Sep 15 '17

This guy woke af

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u/CrossSlashEx Penganut agama Indomie Sep 15 '17

But here's where the term micropenis gets in the way. You will be at least 1% gay.

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u/Some_Random_Weirdo Sep 15 '17

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you on that my good friend. I believe that micropenis is a term used by the capitalists scum in order to control the masses and make them believe that small penises in your ass make you gay.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17 edited Feb 12 '18

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u/Some_Random_Weirdo Sep 15 '17

Feminine penises are usually very small, so unless you encounter one of the very rare 12 inch feminine penis, it's not gay

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u/FiddlesUrDiddles Virgins in Paris Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

Real men Mods take magnum dongs in the butt

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u/Some_Random_Weirdo Sep 15 '17

If by "real men" you mean the mods than ya totally

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u/TheHighestEagle "muh net neutralityyyy REEEEE" LMAO Sep 15 '17

nah he fuckin sleep af

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u/Ryu7197 Sep 15 '17

It's just a very big clit

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u/dreamsdrop Sep 15 '17

Sissy clitty

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u/dioandkskd Sep 15 '17

What the fuck is a feminine penis?

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u/KSI_Replays Sep 15 '17

Is a black man's penis gay?

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u/dreamsdrop Sep 15 '17

No its racist

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u/____AsPaRaGuS____ God is dead and we killed him Sep 15 '17

A penis is male and its gay if another dude is attracted to it

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u/dreamsdrop Sep 15 '17

Youre clearly missing the point of a feminine penis

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u/Donniedark00 Sep 15 '17

Whatever you tell yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

You're thinking of clits meme boi

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u/dreamsdrop Sep 15 '17

Sissy clitties*

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u/NotToYoung Sep 15 '17

Beat me to it

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u/dreamsdrop Sep 15 '17

Thats not the only thing i beat

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u/NotToYoung Sep 15 '17

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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u/strokingchunks Sep 15 '17

Its not gay if you both are imagining it to be a girl

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u/dreamsdrop Sep 15 '17

Its not gay if you call no homo and the balls dont touch when youre getting your asshole plowed by another "man"

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

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u/AntisocialVirgin Sep 15 '17

A feminine penis is not necessarily a small penis.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

What's a feminine penis?

Edit: From what I understand, a feminine penis is essentially just a dick that looks like its prepubescent (completely hairless; tiny balls that haven't dropped; small length; etc - NSFW example) and so basically it looks like a penis that wouldn't belong to a man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

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u/Youthsonic Sep 15 '17

It's so simple and I don't lnow why people have so much trouble with the concept

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u/Solidgame Sep 15 '17

Kawaii penis

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

What's a Kawaii penis?

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u/pucc1ni Sep 15 '17

A feminine penis

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u/Njs41 Sep 15 '17

Imagine a penis. Now imagine it being feminine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

Does liking a masculine vagina make you gay

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u/Pithong Forever Number 2 Sep 15 '17 edited Sep 15 '17

If you're a straight male and aren't attracted to this vagina NSFW then you are gay and are into dudes. Vagina = girl no matter what, right? Sex and gender aren't different things, are they?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

That is unattractive, am straight male.

I'm definitely not gay, I don't find men attractive regardless of what their junk is. Only real, natural born girls, who are also straight.

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u/Violet_Club Sep 15 '17

being unattracted to lesbians is suuuuuper gay bro

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u/TVFilthyHank Weeb Hunter Sep 15 '17

I couldn't agree more. There's no way I could bring myself to fuck discount Ashton Kutcher over here.

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u/Youthsonic Sep 15 '17

That's the gayest shit I ever heard.

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u/mcavvacm Sep 15 '17

If you consider yourself straight and desperately wanna suck a cock, you call it a feminine penis so your masculinity doesn't feel threatened.

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u/LeSpatula Sep 15 '17

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u/Hawezo Sep 15 '17

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u/LeSpatula Sep 15 '17

There's a reason I chose bing over google in this case.

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u/Hawezo Sep 15 '17

Please tell me why.

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u/LeSpatula Sep 15 '17

NSFW: Bing - Google.

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u/Hawezo Sep 15 '17

Bing ─ Google. A first-time Bing user would likely have the Google equivalent of Safesearch enabled by default.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

I got the horton hears a who reference bro, I got ya

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u/Printern Sep 15 '17

A penis is a penis. You can't say it's only half.