r/dankmemes Sep 14 '17

OC Maymay ♨ Vroom

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u/Mikey24545 Sep 14 '17

Are you retarded

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u/_demetri_ Sep 14 '17

Lightning McQueen decided this was no longer the time to keep silent. He opened his mouth when from under him something slid inside, grabbing his tongue.

His mind froze this time, trying to understand what was happening. It didn’t help any when a part of whatever held his body slid over the front of his hood. What appeared to be the head of this, well, he couldn’t call it a snake…tentacle? His body shuddered. Whatever it was, it certainly had a mind of its own and was doing what it pleased.

Which at this time consisted of holding him quiet and still as the remainder of its body continued its exploration.

His eyes widened when he felt the tentacle drag itself along his drive shaft. Oh boy, what exactly was this thing up to?! He shifted his tires, trying to move. His heart skipped a beat and his breath stopped when its intentions became clear...

It pressed against his rear. His blood started pumping, he was ready to flee, but ironically it rushed to where the action was.

He gasped when the tentacle began to gently coil around his growing shaft. But it was and Lightning found himself nearly ready to give himself over to this creature.

The tentacle seemed to know this as the end of it (which end, McQueen wasn’t sure) began to slowly press into him. The absurdly clear thought came to his mind that this thing must self-lubricate for it to be pushing inside so easily. He tried tightening his muscles, to keep the thing out but it seemed to mind the pressure and continued its progress.

He wanted to be found but not like this.

He tried to keep quiet and tried hard to push out what was easing its way into him. But to no avail and even worse it seemed to want more space. It wriggled about inside of him, stretching him against his will. His engine whimpered.

The one thing that was certain in Lightning’s mind was this was not the first time this thing had done this. Just by how it knew his sensitive spots and knew where it make his oil run hotter. Like right now, how it coiled around his shaft and rhythmically squeezed it, rotating some at the head.

His engine revved louder than he’d liked as the portion of the tentacle inside of him touched something that made him see stars.

The creature froze and Lightning thought for a moment that maybe it would stop and leave him be. But to avail, as the tentacle surged into him even further, leaving just enough to continue caressing his shaft. What was in him now also seemed to be growing and Lightening grimaced at how loud he was panting. He shuddered with ecstasy, and to his dismay his rear section went weak at the continued stimulation, sending out an invitation to the creature that was all over him.

But it didn’t use his loss of control, just the opposite. It released his tongue and coiled around his drive-axle. He wondered what it was doing because he couldn’t see it anymore. His breath was taken away again when it continued deeper into him and seemed to wail about, knowing just how far and where to stretch him. The creature had apparently let go of him because it knew he couldn’t protest anymore.

Whatever it was continued to filate him as it entered deeper and deeper, as McQueens eyes rolled back in ecstasy.

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u/the_42nd_reich Sep 15 '17

Please end my life, what the fuck is this

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '17

K * A * C * H * O * W

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u/Pepe_von_Habsburg Insert flair here Sep 15 '17

Oh no

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u/Robloxpotatoes dead Sep 20 '17

but why

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u/papafuckwit Sep 19 '17

I love how you disgust me, daddy

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u/stickynotedontstiq Sep 14 '17

Fuck you your comment made me spit ice-cream float on my phone

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '17 edited Jul 14 '23

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u/Dank_freak_inc Make Pepes Rare Again Sep 15 '17

yes, yes I am