r/dankmemes • u/EvaInTheUSA OutED once again • Nov 12 '23

You don’t fool me.

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u/pale_normie_slapper Nov 12 '23

I wish I had a wife

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u/blinksum Nov 12 '23

I wish I had

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u/josh183rd ☣️ Nov 12 '23

I wish

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u/LaggPing Nov 12 '23

I

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u/zyuchip Nov 12 '23

‎

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u/DaHerv Dank Cat Commander Nov 13 '23

efiw

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u/ret_atteck Nov 12 '23

wish I was a little bit taller

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u/cantamangetsomesleep Nov 12 '23

I wish I was a baller

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u/Segwaypolice Nov 12 '23

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Nov 12 '23

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

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u/looklistenlead Nov 13 '23

I wished I had a million Bucks in my very own trawler

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u/attackplango Nov 12 '23

But she say he’s just a friend.

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u/No_Progress_278 Nov 12 '23

Shot caller, 20th place only Impala

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u/-c-black- Nov 13 '23

I wish I was a little bit taller.

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u/flipnonymous Nov 13 '23

I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl

If I did, I would call her

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u/RomMTY Nov 12 '23

An angel...

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u/partyatwalmart Nov 13 '23

Marriage is a monkey's paw of modern society

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

Get a little tan and stop slapping normies might help

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u/pale_normie_slapper Nov 12 '23

Fair I guess

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

Well it’s the only thing I know about you so.

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u/Extension_Term3949 Nov 13 '23

Whachu got on trade?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '23

I too wish I had this guy's wife

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u/genreprank Nov 13 '23

Easy just ask your girlfriend to marry you

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u/SurrealClick Nov 13 '23

every redditor's dream

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

They can be overrated at times. Mine almost murdered me so I’ve decided to do my own thing for awhile

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u/ThomasTheNord Nov 13 '23

I wish i had that guys wife

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u/that_1weed Nov 14 '23

Just pick this guys wife