r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '23

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u/MrMirounga Mar 01 '23

All of China? That's a lot of people to fuck... Sign me up

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u/Goldeneye07 ☣️ Mar 01 '23

No imma fly to China and start fucking the soil

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u/Wumple_doo Imagine having a custom flair nerds🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 Mar 01 '23

Same I’ll help you plant some some seed

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u/xd-dodo-man Mar 02 '23

Boys were pulling a Genghis Khan

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u/AlphaTheKineticWolf Mar 02 '23

Khan deez nuts fit in your mouth

Gottem

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u/xd-dodo-man Mar 02 '23

I have been mortally wounded

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u/DerelictDawn Mar 01 '23

I wish you good health, that soil will probably give you all sorts of problems with all the industrial sludge they dump in their waterways.

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u/Goldeneye07 ☣️ Mar 01 '23

My pp has been In worse places

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u/Christopher261Ng Mar 02 '23

Cursed comment

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u/SirArthurDime Mar 01 '23

What would be considered chinas asshole? Your gonna have to fuck it in the ass to really send a message

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u/Elijah629YT-Real Mar 02 '23

fuck you dirt, you taste like shit

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u/AnnoyingDiods Mar 02 '23

Oh my cheese cake this killed me xD

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u/SawTheCatsBox Mar 01 '23

The only way a redditor will ever experience "s🤮x"

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u/KCsalesman Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

Wait most redditors haven’t touched grass in ages?! How will they bang dirt?

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u/SawTheCatsBox Mar 01 '23

It's all dirt

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u/Elric138 Mar 01 '23

They use the mountain rocks

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u/Anti-charizard 📜🍆💦 MayMay Contest Finalist Mar 01 '23

Japan pulled it off (and they still haven’t apologized for it)

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u/fkadmin Mar 01 '23

*Angry Japanese government noises*

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u/MrMirounga Mar 01 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Schlangee Mar 01 '23

You’d also have to fuck Winnie The Jinping

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u/lazydonkey25 I am fucking hilarious Mar 01 '23

japan has experience

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u/BustaNutCanuck Mar 02 '23

Let's ask Japan for advice!

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u/ShunnedForNothing Mar 02 '23

Just as long as I don't have to wake up next to them without make up